Lez Say More Podcast
Welcome to Lez Say More: the podcast where your favorite duo of best friends—together for over 20 years—gets real about the queer community. Join us every Wednesday as we dive into everything from health and wellness, to fashion, relationships, sex - and even the occasional celebrity gossip. With our trademark humor and brutal honesty, we’re here to share stories, laughs, and insights about the (queer) modern life and all the fabulousness it has to offer. Whether you're part of the community or just curious, grab your favorite drink and join the conversation—because we promise to keep it funny, relatable, and absolutely unfiltered!
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Love Outside the Box: Soft Goth, Sexy Games & V-Day Ideas with Rosella
Join us as we explore love, fun, and unexpected gifts this Valentine’s Day with our special guest, Rosella. She shares insights about her book and personal experiences while we engage in playful games and discussions about love and intimacy, encouraging thoughtful and creative celebrations.
• Introduction of the Valentine’s Day special episode
• Insight into Rosella's new book and journey as an entrepreneur
• Exploration of unique ideas for celebrating Valentine's Day
• Engaging in the Sexy Mystery Toy Box game
• Tips for creating meaningful connections outside traditional gifts
• Fun segments like rapid-fire questions and Boo or Snooze game
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That is a no, that is a cutlet For your boob. Yeah, like a little chicken cutlet. You know, the little boobs, the little pasties, pasties.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, those are the pasties, those are pasties.
Speaker 1:We've dated femmes, we know what those are yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a pastie. Why are you laughing? We know pastie when we see a pastie, or it's a jockstrap holder, I don't know Women use these on top of their vaginas so you can't see their camel toe. It's a pasty, it's just for the opposite side. Hey guys, welcome back to the let's Say More podcast. I am Solange, I'm Ava and today things might look a little funny because I'm sitting on the opposite side that I normally sit on. But that's for a reason.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's not because she wanted to be very close to me today.
Speaker 1:No, but it feels cozy on this side it is. It's because we have a very special guest today. This is our Valentine's Day week episode and for Valentine's Day week we thought we would have one of our guests who is a friend of the podcast but also has produced some of our episodes, miss Rosella say hi to everybody, hello, and you guys are fabulous.
Speaker 3:You're doing an amazing job every single week, bringing you so much joy to all the houses.
Speaker 1:Thank you. So today we are going to be chit chatting a little bit about everything. So we're going to talk a little bit about you, what you do, your company, your book. She wrote a book, guys, and there happens to be a little bit of a love story in this book. So that's the exciting thing. As to also why you are here this week, because it just feels fitting. Also, we're going to play a couple of games, and these games are going to be some fun games. We're going to do some Valentine's Day related games, but we're also going to play a little game. I guess that Alva and I are going to be on the receiving end of.
Speaker 2:Which one?
Speaker 1:Oh yes, Sexy mystery toy box. Yes.
Speaker 2:Are you guys excited about that?
Speaker 1:I don't know, I'm nervous. I'm nervous too, okay.
Speaker 2:I don't know, I'm nervous.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm nervous too, okay, I don't know. So she brought a mystery toy box, a sexy mystery toy box, yes, and there are going to be some items in there that are sexy time toys, and then there are also going to be some items that are just like random things, and we have to guess whether it is a sexy time or a random thing.
Speaker 2:Do we get a prize at the end, like, do we get to keep something?
Speaker 3:Absolutely.
Speaker 2:Absolutely. We can't play games without prizes.
Speaker 1:Yeah, no, we can't, if you see little shadows anywhere. By the way, for those that are watching, our pups are here and they are roaming around and squeaking their toys, and they don't seem to like to listen to us when we tell them not to. So, just FYI, let's start off by chatting a little bit about your book and tell us a little bit about what you do and your business.
Speaker 3:Okay, so the series is called the Lost Pleiades and it will be a total of about four to five books by the end of the series. This is the first and and it's called Seven Sisters and the Sibyls. It was inspired by my family in Italy and kind of all the stories I heard growing up and as an adult I was really surprised to find out that no one had written books about these stories, because they're magical fantasy. Some are dark, some are fun. You know mostly about fairies and magic and other realms, other worlds, other types of creatures, but still in the theme of Catholicism and paganism.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 3:So there's a little bit of that mixed in there in there. And Ellie, who's the main character she kind of is this beautiful layered creature of all the women in my life that I admire and respect and to make her a very kind of full and complicated character, I gave her the best and the worst of everybody that I love. The one thing that I gave her of me is that I came to the United States when I was five, and so did she, and she spent her life going that. I came to the United States when I was five, and so did she, and she spent her life going back and forth between the United States and Italy, and that was something I could identify with, so I thought it was an important part of me to put in there. She also has no siblings. I don't have any siblings, I'm an only child, and I thought that was really important because I could speak from that perspective as well. Like I'm not, I don't understand sibling dynamics right, I don't have one.
Speaker 3:So I thought okay, this is the part of me I'm going to give you, and then I'm going to layer you with beauty and complexity and all the challenges that humanity has.
Speaker 2:Right, right Now. Are those your hands, on the cover of the book.
Speaker 3:I wish. My hands are not that beautiful. Those are Liz Lopez hands.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 3:She is the artist and a friend of mine, okay, and she did this beautiful, beautiful oil painting and she's going to do every cover, and each cover has a version of hands and with different objects or different things, and she's really incredible. She's a brilliant artist. If you haven't had a chance, please look her up.
Speaker 1:So you also own a couple other companies besides the book. Yes, you own a well one company that has different I guess you would say categories, one of them being a tea company and one of them being a skincare company.
Speaker 3:So tell us a little bit about that. My tea company is called A Social Leader Tea. My skincare company is called FOI, which is an acronym for Fountain of Youth, and they can both be purchased on A Social Leader House. So do you have a tea that represents Valentine's Day, which is an acronym for Fountain of Youth, and they can both be purchased on a social leader house?
Speaker 1:So do you have a tea that represents Valentine's Day? I?
Speaker 3:sure, do what is it. What is it? Well, there's a very special person on the cover.
Speaker 2:Is there.
Speaker 3:Yes, who's on the cover. Who do you think?
Speaker 1:Yours truly. Yes, yes.
Speaker 3:Miss Monterello herself is on the cover of the love tea and it's called Aphrodite's Hustle, that's what it's called.
Speaker 1:I should have brought the tea tin to show everybody.
Speaker 3:It's wonderful, and that particular tea helps the libido. So you drink a cup at night, every day. It'll kick it right into place. That's what I should have put in our cups.
Speaker 2:I love the wink there.
Speaker 3:A little.
Speaker 2:Aphrodite hustle tea, Well just give me one before I leave.
Speaker 3:Aphrodite does her hustle yeah.
Speaker 1:I like it, I feel like.
Speaker 2:What's wrong?
Speaker 1:No, I just I'm not used to wearing.
Speaker 2:You wore one last time.
Speaker 1:No, I know, but like wearing it in this way. So I feel like you know what I feel like, what I feel like I'm going to go roam with the bulls.
Speaker 3:Yes, you look like that.
Speaker 2:I look like I'm going to go roam with the bulls in Spain. Yeah, you actually do look like you're going to go roam with the bulls. Yes, the poor bull.
Speaker 1:Oh, I hate that. Yeah, Okay so I heard through the grapevine a little birdie told me you're in your soft goth era. What's a soft goth era? Can you please?
Speaker 2:explain to the people how is goth ever soft?
Speaker 1:Okay, hold on. I have a couple of questions, because when I first met you, you identified as a goth person yes, as a goth person, yes, and I was under the impression that in my itty bitty brain, that goth people are, you know, like black chokers, black lipstick, black hair, black clothes, like hot topic, yeah, like that's. At least that's what they look like in my high school and that's kind of what I always thought.
Speaker 2:My sister was. My oldest sister was a goth.
Speaker 1:Really yeah, I didn't Really, yeah, I didn't know that.
Speaker 2:Yeah she, she had every color hair like every color, green, blonde, like everything. She would come in with a different hair color and my mom was like mortified and my job and I was like oh, and then her friends had the mohawks, but like the high ones right, and then they were like it was like green and they always had like Doc Martens on.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, the Docs. The Docs for sure, but I okay. So that was always my interpretation of what goth is.
Speaker 2:But then I met you.
Speaker 1:And then I realized you're like a bougie goth, because what?
Speaker 2:Okay, realized you're like a bougie goth, because what? Okay?
Speaker 1:so bougie got like I've never seen a goth person with chanel, have you?
Speaker 2:well, no, I've only known one goth person. That was my sister.
Speaker 1:We didn't have money. No two we didn't have money for chanel back then, so first of all, what is goth and what do you like in your, your description of it, what is, what is a goth person?
Speaker 3:and and then tell us what soft goth is okay, this is a very interesting topic for valentine's day. Goth, I'm just curious goth love. Yes, goth love. Yeah, we can talk about that too. Oh boy, okay. So I do think that most people think of goth as like these kids that look like little vampires. Yeah Right, 100% White makeup, black eyeliner, black hair, just always walking around like with a black rain cloud over their head.
Speaker 2:Isn't that just emo? Aren't they like emo?
Speaker 3:Yeah, partly True, yeah, yeah, so I think it kind of it maybe mutated a little bit into that, but I think that goth and punk rock really came into play, I would say, in the 70s, and it was a time where people were really rebelling, right, they were sick of the norm, they were sick of people telling them what to do and who to be, and they were rebellious. And part of that rebellion was looking as different and acting as crazy as you could possibly act that was in defiance of rules.
Speaker 2:Right.
Speaker 3:Yes, so I think that that's maybe where it began.
Speaker 1:It did not begin with the vampires, no no, no, you don't wear a garlic around your neck, or?
Speaker 3:No, because you think you're a vampire, so you can't wear garlic. Yeah, you can't wear garlic.
Speaker 2:Oh that's right yeah.
Speaker 1:I would be wearing the garlic.
Speaker 2:Correct. Other people would be wearing the garlic.
Speaker 3:Yes that's correct.
Speaker 1:You wear the cross.
Speaker 3:Correct. Oh okay. Well, no, you would wear the cross too, but why do goth people wear crosses as well? Well, they usually. Well, okay, we'll get into that in a minute, okay, okay. So I think that was kind of like the beginning life of goth and punk rock and that whole scene, and then I think eventually it just kind of turned into this lifestyle of people who just enjoy wearing black, maybe darker music more. You know a less colorful life, you know like just a sweet pitch of black every day. You know like that kind of thing, like just someone who we like our eyeliner. Worst thing you could do to a goth is take away their eyeliner. You know, we love our red lipstick. We love you're right all color hair. That's true, and I think it's about liking a certain music. Again, it's a lifestyle, it's a look, it's a vibe, it's how you represent yourself to the world, and I think goth people just do it a little bit darker, a little bit blacker, a little bit blacker.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so what is soft?
Speaker 3:goth. So I want to say that soft goth is a very feminine, gentle version of goth. So it's Still black, yeah, I mean you're still black. White gray, I mean you can no pink, yeah, there's actually goths.
Speaker 3:Like a soft pink right there's actually goths that wear blush, like a blush pink color. It's more. Again, it goes back to you know you, just you don't want to wear jeans and a t-shirt, even though you can with a leather jacket, and that's fine too. But it's just people who are really into fashion, really into the way they look. It's just they love the darker side of things, but yeah, and more gentle and more feminine, you know, okay, you guys, I have a question for you yes okay. Do you think nipples are sexy?
Speaker 2:yes, I mean yeah, yeah, I mean I have a preference in how I want them to look yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3:What do you like?
Speaker 2:Oh my God, I thought we were done with these.
Speaker 1:I didn't know we were going into them already.
Speaker 2:Yeah, jesus, they just have to fit the boob right Like have to look.
Speaker 1:You mean you don't want like a nipple and then an areola and then a boob, right, right, right.
Speaker 2:It needs to be like Proportion Proportion Okay, a very well-proportioned nola Right and then a boob Right, right, right. It needs to be like Proportion Proportion Okay Well proportioned nipple.
Speaker 3:Okay yeah, okay yeah. Do you have a preference in?
Speaker 1:color. What do you mean in color, like you know some people are have nipples that are so pale that you don't even see their nipple. I don't I don't really have a, I guess nipples that stick out way too much like eraser nipples like eraser nipples like nipples that are like you know, like, like significantly yeah got, I got, I got it no like two inches or so. Okay, okay so here's my next question I'm nervous.
Speaker 2:I'm nervous now.
Speaker 3:What do you guys think of like these bras that have nipples on them Like Skims did?
Speaker 2:it yeah, like Kim Kardashian, I think that's stupid, I think it's silly too, do you think it's false advertisement? Yes, I don't know, because it's like, why do you want? What's the purpose of that? Like, why my I hate when my headlights are showing. Like, why do you want to show that while you're walking the street? Well, I think some people I mean, I guess maybe if you don't have nipples, but yeah, like nipples are but yeah, like nipples are like in, it's like a thing.
Speaker 1:Yeah, nipples are in Like. You want to show your nipples, at least like the girly girls. I personally don't like that. I don't like to have my nipples showing. I'm not into having my you know girls out, but I know other women are and I'm not opposed to seeing it.
Speaker 2:I don't like seeing it when they have nipple piercings.
Speaker 3:Oh, you don't like nipple piercings.
Speaker 2:Okay, it's not yeah.
Speaker 3:Okay, I think these bras are totally false advertisement.
Speaker 2:You do Okay.
Speaker 3:Because, yeah, because you're like, oh wow, she's got beautiful boobs, right oh?
Speaker 2:because they and then they take it off and it's like, yeah, you're, I get what you're saying okay that's, that's not cute oh, you know, like that you know what I mean yeah well, kim didn't think anyone was gonna do that, because her boobs are probably just sitting, so perfect well yeah, yeah, but it sold out.
Speaker 3:I mean, it did so well, it sold out, so women like it, but I also think it's because she did it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, I do too.
Speaker 3:Okay, so you know how a lot of times women will have to wear something that covers their nipple. Yeah, the pasties, the pasties, right.
Speaker 2:So what do you guys think of these? I don't even know what to. Are we putting it on?
Speaker 3:I don't know oh, this is brilliant, I love it you guys.
Speaker 1:I mean, these are some tiny little nipples. I wouldn't mind having tiny little boobies in these tiny little nipples though so what do you think of pasties with nipples?
Speaker 3:you know what? I get it I guess, but I thought that the point of that is that you're supposed to be covering the nipple.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that is true, but maybe this is to even them out.
Speaker 1:It's about what?
Speaker 3:you said it's about like you want people to think you have these cute little nipples, but what?
Speaker 1:if you don't have cute little nipples and you have eraser nipples, how is this going to stay on? Oh, because the eraser is going to push it off.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's going's gonna be like could you imagine you're on a date and all of a sudden it's like like you get, you're like excited, and there goes your nipple you guys, I would pay money to see that, that's like oh my you're ridiculous. I'm just saying, yeah, that's interesting right.
Speaker 3:I think that the when I saw these for the first time, I was like wow, okay, this is like on another level. Have you tried them? No, no, I haven't tried them because my nipples are fine.
Speaker 2:Oh, so, well, then, okay, yeah yeah, I thought you guys might enjoy that that was great.
Speaker 1:So we're gonna shift the topic. We're to start talking a little bit more about Valentine's Day stuff. So happy love day everybody, Happy love day. So I have a few questions, but we're going to get into the game and the other questions in a second. I wanted you to give our listeners and the people watching a little. I guess you would say a few tips and advice, because you are known in our friend group to be the person who puts on the most extravagant, amazing events.
Speaker 1:Thank you you are also one of the best gift givers I've ever seen or had the privilege of receiving gifts from. You. Think of everything, and you think so outside of the box because you are so incredibly creative. Think of everything and you think so outside of the box because you're so incredibly creative, so I wanted you to give everybody kind of like a little tip or advice on anybody who's like thinking this week like, oh my God, valentine's Day is this week. I haven't thought of anything either for my partner, for a friend, for myself. You know, like I know, a lot of people are single on Valentine's Day and they can just do some self-love.
Speaker 1:So is there anything that you could recommend or give a you know, a tip on for like a date or?
Speaker 3:for yourself.
Speaker 1:Yeah for love day.
Speaker 3:Yes, okay. So for Valentine's, usually the traditional gift is like flowers, lingerie, dinner and a piece of jewelry, chocolate. I'm a jewelry girl, I'm a serious jewelry girl, like I love getting jewelry for any occasion, but especially on Valentine's Day. Yes, chocolate for sure. I mean. These are all very traditional, fun things and if you're a traditional person, I don't think there's anything wrong with that. You know, I think a lot of people are like, oh, it's a made up holiday by blah blah, and I'm like who cares? It's a day to celebrate love, right? It doesn't have to be your lover, your companion, it could be your mother, your father, your kids your friends, your, you know, people that you care for.
Speaker 3:It's an opportunity to say I love you, right? So I think being traditional is not a bad thing. If you want to, you know, take your person out to a beautiful dinner and give them chocolates and flowers and jewelry. If you're traditional but you want to switch it up, like, let's say, you've been together a long time, I always think that you should travel and explore. I think that's a really nice way to spend Valentine's, whether your budget is small and you can only go somewhere for one day, or your budget is bigger and you can go somewhere for a weekend or a week or whatever you can do, like really listen to your partner, pay attention throughout the year to the things that they say. Like write notes in your phone, right.
Speaker 3:Like she or he wants to see this, wants to visit that place, wants to explore, wants to take this class, wants to. I think that that is such a phenomenal thing to do when you've been together a long time, because you're creating new experiences together and with new experiences, you are able to see new things about the people that you love. Right? You discover these new things about each other because you're like, oh my God, I've never done this with you. This is so fun, so that's what I would recommend for them.
Speaker 3:Something that I recommend that I think is so beautiful is you take the stationery from that hotel or you buy like a postcard from wherever you went and you hold on to it, and the following year you mail it to them, write them a love letter or write them like a note about how wonderful it is to the year was right, how wonderful that year was with them, all the things you learned about them, all the things you fell in love with, um, all the things you learned about them, all the things you fell in love with, all the things you discovered, and a little reflection about the year before. You know the Valentines before and how grateful you are to spend another Valentines with them, and I think that is just such a lovely touch to anything. If you are not a traditional couple, I recommend making it very sexy.
Speaker 1:Like very sexy.
Speaker 2:Like what.
Speaker 3:Okay, like what? So for non-traditional couples, I think have a night of no judgment and exploration, so it's going to be a hall pass night.
Speaker 2:Oh, oh a hall pass night Hall pass night.
Speaker 1:It's a hall pass night. Oh, a hall pass night, it's a hall pass night, yeah, okay.
Speaker 3:So what does that look like? So that looks like if it's a threesome, go for it. If it's a sex club, go for it. If it's bondage, go for it. If it's toys, go for it. If it's having sex in public, go for it. Like, make it a hall pass night, just do something wild and crazy, and there's no judgment. And that's the gift, the gift of not judging your partner and letting them do the filthiest, dirtiest thing they've ever wanted to do sexually. I like it, you like it, I like it all. Right, two non-sexual couples, so couples that really don't have sex, or a lot of sex, for listen, whatever reason, one of them could be sick, yeah, I don't know, there could be issues. Listen, I don't judge. Whatever floats your boat. Make a really nice dinner together.
Speaker 3:Just cook together, cook like, incorporate each other's favorite foods and just talk, open a bottle of wine or whiskey, if you're me, and whatever you like, and just connect and really bond and cook, because cooking is this beautiful experience and at the end you have this wonderful meal and then, after your meal, give them a generous gift, like be kind, like really give them, like an I appreciate you gift, because, for whatever reason, that intimacy isn't happening. So you wanna bring intimacy to the room.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's true, that's true.
Speaker 3:Okay, if you're a young couple, those youngins out there.
Speaker 2:The youngins, the youngins, young and in love, young and in love and in love.
Speaker 3:Yes, be creative. Make your partner something like really like don't. You don't need to spend money, you're young, you don't need to spend the money.
Speaker 3:Save it, because you know you need to save money you're gonna need it you're gonna need it adulting is hard and I think, like when you make people things, whether it is, um, especially with your hands, right, it's something beautiful, because it's something that they can have in their home or in their room and they're always thinking about you. Write them a love letter, write them a poem, write them do a drawing, a painting, frame it, put it in their home with, like, a little rose next to it. And for those of you that are not creative because I know there are people like I can't draw, I can't paint, I can't take pictures, I can't do any of that there are so many fun things that you can do on a canvas or on a piece of paper, like you can do, you can write out the mathematical formula for gravity, like you're the one that keeps me, you hold me down right, like there is a mathematical equation for so many things.
Speaker 3:So you don't necessarily have to be this creative person. You can still be who you are and do these things that are unique to your personality. So if you are dating yourself, schedule a yoni massage. I mean, I think that that's pretty hot it. Schedule a yoni massage, I mean I think that that's pretty hot.
Speaker 2:It's a yoni massage. A yoni massage Interesting. Is it the four-handed massage?
Speaker 1:I don't think so that you had. I think it's in a yoni area.
Speaker 3:It is in a yoni area so yoni massage is basically.
Speaker 1:Happy ending.
Speaker 3:Yes, so, yes, so you go in for a massage, but part of that hour massage is that the therapist works on your erotic zones until you come to a full climax, and there are places that do this. Yes, so you're like so many.
Speaker 1:Wow Interesting. Your yoni is getting a massage.
Speaker 3:Yes, yes, I mean, I just think, let somebody else do the work for one night, give your hand a rest. I mean, it's true, give yourself a nice yoni massage.
Speaker 2:Okay, interesting. I never knew that existed, me either.
Speaker 3:Definitely buy yourself a lilo-sila.
Speaker 1:Yes, the stimulant.
Speaker 2:Yes.
Speaker 3:Definitely buy yourself that, as a gift.
Speaker 1:We know that the snail for those that don't know what that is.
Speaker 2:Yes, yes, the winner knows exactly.
Speaker 1:The winner knows exactly what that is, nancy, yeah.
Speaker 2:Nancy.
Speaker 3:And if is nancy, yeah, nancy. And if you're a parent, whether you're a single parent or you your family unit, however, that looks right. Um, two moms, two dads, mom, dad.
Speaker 3:But whatever it is, buy your children flowers, leave them by their bedside with a note that says like forever my valentine oh, that's cute, yes I think that children need to know that from their parents, like they, they should get used to getting flowers, because it's important that, whether you're a girl or a boy, that you understand that putting yourself in a place or with people who will value you is the best thing that you can do for yourself.
Speaker 2:Yeah, what's a song that makes you think about love right away?
Speaker 3:Okay, so a song that always makes me think of love is Love Will Tear Us Apart by Joy Division Makes me think of every relationship I've ever had.
Speaker 2:Okay, fine, okay, now what's one song that you hear that makes you think of the worst relationship you were ever in?
Speaker 3:Obsession by Suzy and the Banshees.
Speaker 2:Okay, if you could fall in love anywhere in the world besides Italy, where would that be?
Speaker 3:Besides Italy.
Speaker 1:Yes, besides Italy, besides the most romantic city in the world Plays in the whole wide world.
Speaker 3:Yeah, where would it be? Italy, besides the most romantic city in the world, place in the whole wide world.
Speaker 2:Yeah, where would it be?
Speaker 3:I think it has to be somewhere in California. I mean, we live in a beautiful state and there's so many incredible places here in. California. I think people don't realize how incredibly romantic California is.
Speaker 1:Yeah, okay. So now we are going to play this little mystery box game. What's in well? I don't know if it's a game, but we're gonna see what's in the box and, uh, ava and I are a little nervous. We're gonna try to figure out whether this is a household item or just an item in general, or if this is a sexy time item yes, so just for the.
Speaker 3:They have no idea what's in the box.
Speaker 1:No, we do not.
Speaker 3:Yes and so yes. So the idea is that you guys, you have to tell me if you think it is sex or sex-related, or sexy, time-related, or it's like a non-sexual item.
Speaker 2:Okay, and we get a prize at the end of this. We get a prize at the end.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you do. Do we need to use her blindfold no. My blindfold. Are you ready for the first one?
Speaker 2:This looks like it's one of those things that goes into the water. Have you seen this? Yeah?
Speaker 1:But it also looks like it could be a penis.
Speaker 2:But it looks like a lantern.
Speaker 1:Okay, hold on, let's stand it up.
Speaker 2:It looks like a lantern.
Speaker 1:It could be a penis and larger.
Speaker 2:How would you know?
Speaker 1:I don't know. But then I think, like where would the penis go? Oh, it's silicone. Oh, I need to stop touching things. Hold on, I'm going to say this is sexual, wait, hold on.
Speaker 2:I'm gonna say this is sexual, wait, hold on, let me see. Hold on a second. Let me read this thing I don't know if we want to be reading it.
Speaker 1:Should we please? What does it say? I feel like it's like can you read? It shoots out lasers.
Speaker 2:Yeah, please do not expose the device to water so it can't be sexual, though you're gonna and you thought you're going to go swimming with this thing.
Speaker 1:Okay, I think it's. I think it's sexual, I think it's something to do for a man's pee-pee.
Speaker 2:I think it's a lantern. It lights up, I'm sure. Yeah, that's what I think.
Speaker 3:Okay. So, Ava, I want you to turn it on the power button buttons right here I'm scared.
Speaker 1:Oh my god, our mics are not gonna like this.
Speaker 2:I think you might have to hold it down.
Speaker 3:Okay, so wait, you put and then you can see here's the number the sound on the table uh-huh, so you can um the dogs are staring at it? Yeah, because they want to know what it is like this, so you could go frontwards or backwards. Wow, it does all kinds of things at different speeds I can't, I man.
Speaker 1:We just went right to level 45.
Speaker 3:Yeah, the levels go up, so it goes stronger. It has different motions depending on what you're into and what you like. Obviously, you insert it here. That is a tiny hole.
Speaker 1:That's a tiny hole. Oh, it probably expands. That's probably most sizes or like that, I don't know. Wow, I thought it was a freaking lantern For your husbands, boyfriends or single men who are out there. Here's your lantern.
Speaker 3:No need for Tinder.
Speaker 1:No need for Tinder. That is good, my God. Okay, well, that's one point for me, no point for Ava. No, we're God. Okay, well, that's one point for me, no point for Ava.
Speaker 2:No, we're sharing the prize, oh we're sharing the prize.
Speaker 1:I don't think we want to share the prize. I'm scared of what's in there now.
Speaker 2:Okay, Looks like you take it camping and you put like wood in there. Fires in the pan. No, not that.
Speaker 1:I'm going to say what? No, not that I'm going to say this is not sexual, but these little things make me think that it might be something in BDSM or some sort of contraption. I don't think you put your penis in there, probably your nipple. I hope to God your nipple's not that big. No, it's not that big no, it's not that big.
Speaker 2:No, mine is not that big. Like your tit, your whole tit goes yeah and then, and then it like clamps it I don't.
Speaker 1:I don't think that's what that does. You know, what it reminded me of is like one of those head scratchers. Oh, that feels good actually maybe that's what it is.
Speaker 2:I need to go to a scalp treatment now, okay, okay, I'm gonna say no, I'm gonna say yes that it is sexual.
Speaker 3:yes, and you're gonna say, no, it's not sexual. So this is to expand the and the vagina for fisting. Oh my God, oh, dun-da-da-da.
Speaker 2:Oh my God, oh my God, Wait so how? Or to give birth? How Okay, your hand goes through there.
Speaker 3:Yes, so this expands, this holds it open.
Speaker 1:That just seems painful.
Speaker 3:It's not this holds it open.
Speaker 1:That just seems painful. It's not Okay Moving on.
Speaker 2:Oh my. God All right.
Speaker 1:Yes, here we go. We are going to be PG 13.
Speaker 3:You guys, your faces are priceless.
Speaker 2:It has a happy face on it. It's like a happy ending for like a kid suction for your nipples.
Speaker 1:Try it no.
Speaker 2:I'm not trying anything anymore try it.
Speaker 1:no, I'm gonna say it's sexual, because at this point I'm going to think everything is I don't know.
Speaker 2:Yeah sexual.
Speaker 1:We should probably describe what these things are for those that are listening. No, they need to watch. Okay, well, if you're listening on this episode and you're not watching for this particular segment, I recommend that you watch us on youtube, just so you can see what some of these items.
Speaker 2:Are you guys need to watch this this?
Speaker 1:is like a little mushroom shaped thing with a happy face on it, and it's pink, yeah, and it has air like it's suction yeah, that's in the bed that's, that's sex.
Speaker 3:I think that's sex you guys both think it's sexual. Okay, so it's actually not. Oh, this part goes into the mouth, right, you put it. A person puts it into their mouth. It's to create that muscle definition here. It's so women can. It's like a it's like a mouth chiseler.
Speaker 1:Yes.
Speaker 3:It's like a face chiseler.
Speaker 1:I don't know.
Speaker 2:Ava wants to take that home now here you go.
Speaker 3:Here's your prize, there's your prize. No, I gotta see, no, okay all right, so you put in your mouth and you hold it, uh-huh. You hold it in your mouth and it like helps define and chisel right here interesting.
Speaker 1:Okay, all right, all All right.
Speaker 3:All right, yeah, so zero points for both of you. No, we picked the first one.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, the first one was correct.
Speaker 2:Oh, that's easy.
Speaker 1:That is a no, that is a cutlet.
Speaker 3:For your boob.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's a boob cutlet, Like a little chicken cut. You know the little boobs little pasties.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, those are the pasties, those are pasties.
Speaker 1:We've dated femmes, we know what those are yeah, that's a pasty.
Speaker 2:Why are you laughing? We know pasty.
Speaker 1:When we see a pasty or it's a jockstrap holder I don't know what Women use these on top of their vaginas so you can't see their camel toe.
Speaker 3:It's a pasty, it's just for the opposite side it's an anti-camel toe, so it's a pasty for your vagina, I guess that means.
Speaker 2:So you dated Femmes, huh I guess that's why it's yeah, she's an idiot.
Speaker 1:I guess that's why it's shaped this way. I mean it could be for your cutlet too. I bet you it could be used as that too.
Speaker 2:No, your boob doesn't even go this way. No but for your.
Speaker 1:No To hold your.
Speaker 2:Is this for the girls that wear those like ridiculously tight Clothing Clothing so you can't see the camel toe. Yeah, more girls need to buy this but yeah, agreed so you can't see the camel toe.
Speaker 1:Yeah, more girls need to buy this.
Speaker 3:Yeah, wow, for those fupas you know the cutlets are for like to make the boob look bigger. Yeah, like they put, does this look like I'm gonna say?
Speaker 1:where you put it, because I don't even know. I mean, it did well, I thought it was one when you threw it down. Oh, you guys are the best.
Speaker 2:So we got that right. Well, semi no, because it's not a sexual.
Speaker 3:Right.
Speaker 2:Right, oh, hell. Okay, that is To help put your shoe on.
Speaker 1:That is Okay. This is purple, it's plastic and it is shaped almost like a banana split right, like a banana that you know like a vagina, like the bananas that are it's a vagina. It's a vagina spreader, yeah.
Speaker 2:I, or is that like a piece to like, a game or a board game? What Like maybe?
Speaker 1:a board game I don Like, maybe A board game I don't know, really Like you're playing Monopoly with this thing. I have no freaking clue. I'm going to yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'm going to say sex. Sex. Yeah, I'm going to say not sex, milo is saying sex too. Milo is saying sex. Milo is so confused. Right now, milo is saying sex too. Milo is saying sex.
Speaker 3:Milo is so confused right now Milo is saying sex, so this is so. Yes, your vagina does go here. Told you ass and this is towards the buttocks and you squeeze it to help the pelvic floor and your ass to get stronger. Okay, so it's a yes and no. It's a no. It's not sexual, but it gives you a it could be good for the mamas. Yes, very good for the mamas. It helps to strengthen the pelvic floor and it gives you a nicer ass too, by the way.
Speaker 1:Lord knows, I need a butt, so.
Speaker 3:There you go, this one's for you, there's your present. There's your present, I for you.
Speaker 1:There's your present, I think I'll pass. Thank you, oh for sure that sucks. Gonna say a massager To get your knots out. Don't touch me. Oh yeah, see, like a good knuckle massager. Then what's this head for? Massage, other things, I don't know.
Speaker 2:To get the knots out yeah, this is sex, that's sex.
Speaker 3:So sex and.
Speaker 1:I'll say sex, although I think it's not sex but sex.
Speaker 3:It's a massager. It's a massager.
Speaker 2:I told you it's a massager, does it massage your vagina? That's like you mix something you mix your tea with that, your herbs. That's how you make your herbs. Oh no, these go over the nipples, these pinch the nipple.
Speaker 1:These are nipple clamps, right.
Speaker 2:These are nipple clamps.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Yes, or they're tweezers, yeah I'm gonna say nipple, clamp how do you?
Speaker 1:open this thing, but that's like a rough edge if that's a nipple clamp let's try, it can't be. That can't be comfortable I definitely think you should try it on her, I'm gonna say no, I'm gonna say it's sexual. No, it's not sexual, Just because the end is like they're very sharp Well some people like that.
Speaker 3:This is actually a tool that's used in sewing to pull elastic out or elastic through.
Speaker 1:You see, clearly, I don't sew Clearly, neither do I.
Speaker 2:It felt too rough to be on a nipple. You've had things on your nipple.
Speaker 1:Hands.
Speaker 2:Not things that blows up balloons.
Speaker 1:This is a balloon blower thingy. Oh no, you put your mouth there. You have to blow the balloon or to blow something else. No, because this doesn't go here. Okay, so this is like a. How do you describe?
Speaker 2:this. We're not describing it. They're going to watch it.
Speaker 1:Okay. So it's like I wouldn't even know what to say. This is To blow air into something. Blow it, no, I'm going to say Blow it. No, I'm going to say that is sexual.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's sex.
Speaker 3:Sex for both of you.
Speaker 1:Or to get the dust out of your desk keyboard.
Speaker 3:It's actually a filter for water, oh baby Jesus. So if you are anywhere where you think the water is not clean, it's a life straw yeah.
Speaker 1:I told you you could put your mouth on that side.
Speaker 3:Or you can do a bottle. You can do a bottle, I should take that with me to Patagonia. Actually you might.
Speaker 1:This is your price.
Speaker 2:This is my price.
Speaker 3:So that's what this is it's? Water filter.
Speaker 1:Got it. Oh, 100% sexual that goes in your butt. Yeah.
Speaker 2:Anal beads and you're touching it.
Speaker 3:Well, this hasn't been in. Everything is brand new. This hasn't been in, I promise.
Speaker 1:It's a key chain so you can take it with you, just in case you know you get lucky.
Speaker 3:You get lucky In the alleyway.
Speaker 1:Or to pull it out, I don't know, probably to pull it out.
Speaker 2:Like emergency pull out. That's a long way in.
Speaker 1:It could go in your butt or in your vagina.
Speaker 2:Okay, so we're saying sex, I'm going to say sex.
Speaker 3:You're saying sex, but you're saying it's anal beads. Right, I'm going to say it's like anal or vaginal.
Speaker 2:I don't know what kind of beads they are. I.
Speaker 1:They are. I'm going to say it could be anal or vaginal.
Speaker 3:Okay, so this is actually inserted in your urethra, so in your pee hole, oh my God. And it goes all the way through until it touches your prostate.
Speaker 2:So that's for like a doctor.
Speaker 3:No, my dear, it's part of bdsm. By the way, if you've never done it before, be very, very careful, because you could hurt yourself very badly. You could, oh, get an infection. Many things can happen. So if you have never used one of these like, do not use them unless you are using them with someone who knows how to use it. But it is for sexual pleasure, so they have them both for men and women. They're usually flexible and they come in different sizes please tell me that's the large oh, there's this is.
Speaker 3:This is a pretty good size, yeah, but they're larger, they're smaller, it just depends Like. Are you just starting out, are you professional at this?
Speaker 1:That hurts my whole body.
Speaker 2:I don't have a prostate, but I felt it, so did I.
Speaker 1:Oh, baby Jesus Okay.
Speaker 3:So this is for pleasure.
Speaker 1:I don't think I want to see that little snake again. Okay, we can, is for pleasure I don't think I want to see that little snake again. Okay, we can move it on. Oh, this is for women to pee, yes, standing up yes.
Speaker 3:Yes, all right. Good job, ladies, we got one.
Speaker 2:Yes, I've seen that Good job, oh, oxygen.
Speaker 1:This is like if you're dying Oxygen and you oxygen. This is like if you're dying oxygen and you need oxygen. Oh, really, asap, yeah, oh no, oh, that goes on your vagina.
Speaker 2:This sucks something. Your vagina, yeah, yeah for sure sex, sex correct.
Speaker 1:Yes, how does this well?
Speaker 2:you want to go?
Speaker 1:try, I don don't know.
Speaker 2:Take it upstairs for yourself Curiosity, and come back down and let us know how it worked out.
Speaker 3:Yes, it's more than a vagina.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 3:For those of you that are smaller, it comes with a smaller size as well. Oh, it comes in two sizes For your little flower. For your little flower, okay, yes, absolutely okay, that's definitely medically sexual.
Speaker 1:Oh, this is a butt thing. Right, you put it in your booty and you pump it and you enlarge your butthole ouch 100% sex.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's sex.
Speaker 3:This is sex and correct. It's to expand your booty hole.
Speaker 1:Yes, is there a?
Speaker 3:limit to how big this gets. Pump it as far as you want, all right.
Speaker 1:We got the idea.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, just making sure, making sure you got it. We got the idea. Last but not least, are you guys ready? Yes Are you ready for the last one?
Speaker 2:Yeah, we're ready for the last one. Let's do the last one. Are you guys ready? Yes, are you ready for the last one? Yeah, we're ready for the last one. Let's do the last one. Let's do it. Yeah, yeah, let's go, okay let's go.
Speaker 1:Electrocution A period stimulator A period stimulator. Is this a light detector?
Speaker 3:Okay, so I want you guys to put one on each hand. Okay, so what do you guys think?
Speaker 2:I feel like we're about to play a game.
Speaker 1:I feel like this is going to shock us.
Speaker 3:But what do you think? It is Sexual, not sexual. What do you guys think I'm going to say?
Speaker 1:definitely sexual.
Speaker 2:Does this need to be plugged in somewhere?
Speaker 3:Yeah, sully's got it.
Speaker 1:I'm going to say this is sexual Okay.
Speaker 3:So what do you think it is? If it's sexual, why is?
Speaker 2:yours, not yours. Oh, I'm nervous, me too, all right.
Speaker 1:So what's the guess I'm going to say?
Speaker 3:electrocution. Are you feeling anything? No, no, yes, ow.
Speaker 2:Yeah, ah yeah, I don't like. Oh yeah, I don't like it, I don't like it. No, no, don't you dare take it out, like the stem stuff. Oh, you're such a poor sport, honestly, you're such a poor sport, you really are the worst.
Speaker 1:I'm like doing it, oh yeah that's like really shocking, but it's weird on your veins, oh it's weird on the veins.
Speaker 2:Oh my god, because I play the game, I can't you suck, I can't do it, put it back on. It's like too much on this.
Speaker 1:No, put it back on go.
Speaker 2:Go. I know, I know.
Speaker 3:Hold on, not me yet. Okay, I'm just going to turn it on. I turned it on. Yeah, get her, I will.
Speaker 2:No, put both on. No, she's a punk. Put both on.
Speaker 3:I don't want to Put both on.
Speaker 1:Why I don't want to get electrocuted. Like, what fun is there in getting electrocuted? Because you have to figure out what it is?
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:It's an electrocution machine.
Speaker 2:No, put the.
Speaker 1:Thing around your hand. What?
Speaker 2:do you mean why you better be a better sport?
Speaker 1:You really need to.
Speaker 2:You had me do this by myself.
Speaker 1:It's an electrocuter, okay, just tell me how this feels.
Speaker 3:Oh shit, I don't like it. I don't like it. How does that feel?
Speaker 2:I don't know yet.
Speaker 3:Okay, fuck.
Speaker 1:How's that one? I don't like this.
Speaker 2:Oh no, I don't like it, oh fuck.
Speaker 1:No, no, fuck that Ow, fuck that shit, ow, fuck that shit. I'm going to do that to you. My hands are clammy. Oh, that hurt.
Speaker 3:Luna's concerned. Okay, now that you've experienced it, do you think it's sexual or not sexual?
Speaker 1:I'm going to say that's sexual yeah.
Speaker 2:People like pain. Well, yeah, it's sex. Yeah, it's sex it is sexual.
Speaker 1:What is it? You put that on a penis and balls, wrap it around some balls and then you electrocute the crap out of them that's correct, they also have it for the clitoris and the nipples, so it's one.
Speaker 3:I don't know here's the, here's the little battery box, and then the adapters all come different, so you can get one for your clit, for your nipples or the penis, and there's different electrocution styles yeah, no, thank you, I still feel it.
Speaker 1:No, yeah, and on your veins, no, does that make you horny?
Speaker 2:no, that didn't at all not even a little bit moving on wow fun After we just got electrocuted. Cheers.
Speaker 3:Cheers. Good job, ladies. I don't know if anybody won that game, though.
Speaker 2:There were no winners at the end.
Speaker 1:That was a really good array of items, just fudge, all right.
Speaker 3:Oh, my God, Okay, you guys are actually great sports. Thank you, that was fun. Yeah, that was actually really fun. That was really fun. I want to do like a surprise box all the time, yeah we can do that all right, so we're gonna move on to, um, some rapid fire questions.
Speaker 1:So these are going to be really fast. Yeah, rapid fire questions. I was going to ask you a few of them, and then we're going to move on to our other little game and then we're going to call it an episode, an episode, an episode. I'm still electrocuted. I'm still like in shock all right, ready.
Speaker 2:Yes, what's your idea of the perfect valentine's day date? What's your idea of the perfect valentine's day date To?
Speaker 3:be spoiled in bed.
Speaker 2:Chocolate or flowers.
Speaker 3:Flowers.
Speaker 2:Would you rather get a handwritten love letter or a playlist of your favorite songs?
Speaker 3:Handwritten love letter.
Speaker 2:Would you prefer a cozy night in or a fancy night out?
Speaker 3:Cozy night in.
Speaker 2:Would you rather go on a date with a wizard or a vampire?
Speaker 3:Ooh Wizard.
Speaker 2:On a scale of 1 to 10,. How much do you actually care about Valentine's Day? But you have to be honest.
Speaker 1:Eight, the next set of questions. A little game we're going to play is going to be called Romantic or Not? And Alva's going to ask these questions and then both you and I can answer them, and Alva can answer them too.
Speaker 2:Oh, you guys, this is all, you guys All right Ready, oh no, you got to answer them too. Alva. All right, A hot air balloon ride with a violinist Romantic or not, I'm going to say not romantic.
Speaker 1:I think that's very romantic.
Speaker 3:I do too. I do not. I think it's super romantic. It's romantic, okay yeah.
Speaker 1:But I don't want to be in a hot air balloon, I'm scared of heights.
Speaker 2:Okay, dancing in the rain without an umbrella.
Speaker 1:Oh, so romantic yeah.
Speaker 2:Okay, wait a minute. You have to answer these too. Though that's romantic. Yeah, yes, writing a love poem and reading it during a candlelit dinner Cheesy. I don't want to read it. I would rather than read it in private, cooking a meal together and then watching a movie after.
Speaker 3:Romantic.
Speaker 2:Depends on how you get along in the kitchen, though that's true. Asking your partner to grab milk from the store so you two can have cookies later.
Speaker 1:What kind of cookie. I don't know if it's romantic to say, hey, can you pick up some milk.
Speaker 2:Shaving your partner's legs for them? No, it can be.
Speaker 3:It can be.
Speaker 2:Skinny dipping in a stranger's pool 100% romantic.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so fun Grocery shopping together.
Speaker 3:No, it's so risky and fun. It's so fun.
Speaker 2:Grocery shopping together.
Speaker 3:No, no, I hate grocery shopping.
Speaker 1:I love grocery shopping.
Speaker 2:I hate it but honestly, I like to do it by myself, taking dance lessons together.
Speaker 3:No, oh yeah, that's cute.
Speaker 1:I think that's cute, I mean, I guess it could be cute, but what if you got two left feet? And you both have two left feet? But it's cute. Okay, yeah, maybe.
Speaker 2:Using emojis to communicate 90% of the time. No, no, no, corny.
Speaker 3:Last one.
Speaker 1:Yay, I'm excited about this one we play with all of our guests is a boo or snooze celebrity edition, so Ava's going to read you a list of names of celebrities and you're going to boo them or snooze them Boo or snooze, winona Ryder.
Speaker 3:Boo.
Speaker 2:Harry Styles.
Speaker 3:Boo.
Speaker 2:Travis Barker.
Speaker 3:Snooze.
Speaker 2:Christina Ricci.
Speaker 3:Boo.
Speaker 2:Tim Burton, boo, johnny Depp, but in the 90s oh, so boo it up.
Speaker 3:So boo it up.
Speaker 2:Brad Pitt Snooze. What about Brad Pitt in the 90s? Snooze, still snooze. Okay, charlie Hunnam, that's my baby daddy, is he? Yes, all right, yes, lady Gaga, oh, boo her up. Yeah, gaga, oh boo her up. Yeah, morticia.
Speaker 3:Marry that one. You just gotta marry that one.
Speaker 2:Charlize Theron. Oh yeah, she looks like she's wicked fun, wicked fun, megan Fox.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Michele Marone.
Speaker 3:Very handsome. I don't know if I would boo him up, but good looking guy.
Speaker 2:Yeah, dita Von Teese. Snooze, snooze, all right, really Wow. Shocker. Timothy Chalamet.
Speaker 3:Snooze. He's so thin he is, he's very tiny, he's so thin. I just, I don't know, I can't.
Speaker 2:Margaret Robbie oh yeah, yeah, oh yeah, yeah, damiano david, the guy from manskin.
Speaker 3:Oh, he's nice looking I would not boo him up but he's really nice looking. Yeah, demi moore. Oh yeah, boo her up chris jenner how, how do you become a sugar baby? Yeah, yeah, exactly. How do you sign up for the role?
Speaker 1:of sugar baby. You say boo you say boo.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, all right, that was good, that was good.
Speaker 1:Where can people find you? Please give us your information, your handles, social media, et cetera, et cetera. Where they can find you, you can let them know.
Speaker 3:So you can find me at 310. No, I'm just kidding. You can find me on Instagram at Rosella Testa If you want to follow me personally. If you want to follow my company or my book, you can follow us at A Social Leader House or the Lost Pleiades. It was really nice being here with you guys. Thank you so much for having me. This was really fun.
Speaker 1:Thank you so much for having me. This was really fun. Thank you so much for coming and being on our show and we hope you guys have a wonderful Valentine's Day yes happy love day. Happy love day to everybody.
Speaker 1:Happy love day to you guys to you guys too thank you so much for watching and we'll catch you guys on the next one later. Boos. Thank you so much for listening to this episode of the let's Say More Later. Booze. Thank you so much for listening to this episode of the let's Say More podcast. If you can, please show your love and support by writing a review on Apple podcast, rating us on Spotify and, of course, spreading the word and sharing us with your community, we would greatly appreciate it. The let's Say More podcast is produced by yours truly, solange Aurelio, and Ava Mozaffari, and edited by myself as well, solange Aurelio.
