Lez Say More Podcast
Welcome to Lez Say More: the podcast where your favorite duo of best friends—together for over 20 years—gets real about the queer community. Join us every Wednesday as we dive into everything from health and wellness, to fashion, relationships, sex - and even the occasional celebrity gossip. With our trademark humor and brutal honesty, we’re here to share stories, laughs, and insights about the (queer) modern life and all the fabulousness it has to offer. Whether you're part of the community or just curious, grab your favorite drink and join the conversation—because we promise to keep it funny, relatable, and absolutely unfiltered!
Lez Say More Podcast
Holiday Spirit & Celebrity Gossip, Announcing Our Holiday Giveaway Winner!
Did Beethoven rock the 'naughty or nice' list? Ava and Solange kick off this merry episode with some holiday sweater antics and a playful debate about the legendary composer himself, (spoiler: he was deaf). Grinch sweaters, some laugh-filled reflections on our annual behavior report—naughty or nice?
We also announce our snail giveaway contest winner!
As the conversation turns to cherished Christmas traditions, we sprinkle in a dash of nostalgia, recalling childhood memories like sneaking a peek at presents and the magical sound of bells signaling Santa's imminent arrival. These stories remind us of the joy of keeping traditions alive, honoring those we've lost and making new memories with family and friends. Story about Monica's (Solange's sister) humorous take on AI in our everyday life, igniting a lighthearted tech debate are you a green bubble?
Wrapping things up on a high note, we dish about our celebrity crushes and favorite shows like "Love Island UK," adding a sprinkle of Hollywood magic to our festive farewells. As we extend warm holiday wishes, including shout-outs to Hanukkah! Whether you're cozying up in your favorite sweater or decking the halls with loved ones, join us for a jolly journey through this season of giving and gratitude.
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But I'm just saying like, he was from the 90s and early 2000s and that's what we grew up listening to.
Speaker 2:I could live without his shit, and now it's like ugh.
Speaker 1:you tainted my my Well, that's why you just have to listen to like Mozart and Beethoven.
Speaker 1:Yeah, right, nobody said anything about Beethoven. I mean, wasn't he like blind? No, he was like deaf. Oh, he was deaf, like there was something. Yeah, was he blind or deaf? I don't know. Hey guys, welcome to the Less Say More podcast. I am Solange, I'm Ava. Merry Christmas, it is Christmas day. Yes, it is Ho ho, ho, ho, ho, ho to all the hoes, just kidding To everybody. To everybody, ho, all the hoes, just kidding To everybody. To everybody. Hoes and mobs, the boos To the boos. Merry Christmas to all the boos. Yes, we are obviously shooting this right before Christmas, so it's not technically Christmas, but Ava's in the Christmas spirit and she's wearing her Grinch sweater.
Speaker 2:And I have the Grinch shoes on, but I'm not whipping my leg on the table, why not?
Speaker 1:You probably didn't hear that. Let's see your flexibility. Whip your leg on the table.
Speaker 2:Absolutely not. Take my word for it.
Speaker 1:Oh man, it says naughty or nice, nice, oh no, naughty or naughty, oh, you don't even get a nice. Oh my God, oh you, naughty or naughty, oh, you don't even get a nice. Oh my God, you didn't even know.
Speaker 2:I didn't even know. I bought this like eight years ago at a Walmart. You know what TJ Maxx and like Marshalls and those places make the best ugly holiday sweaters I know, and this one used to light up, but like, oh, I see that it has little lights light up. But like, um, oh, I see that, yeah, I need to figure it out.
Speaker 1:Oh for those that are listening and not watching, I was wearing a sweater that has the grinch on it. It's very festive and the two sleeves say naughty naughty and naughty. She thought, said naughty and nice, but she doesn't even get the nice option.
Speaker 2:Well, whatever, have you been naughty or nice? I been nice. I've been very nice this year. I think we should take a poll on that. How many people think she's been nice this year? All the people, all the people. The only two hands that rose were yours.
Speaker 1:Hey, because there's nobody else here.
Speaker 2:If Luna was here. I don't know If.
Speaker 1:Luna was here, she would have all four paws up. All right, fair enough. That little shit has nothing to talk about. She's taking care of it very well, all right, good.
Speaker 2:Good, what about you? I'm nice all the time, naughty, clearly.
Speaker 1:No, because your sleeves don't say nice at all. I am nice all the time. We should ask Fernanda. Yeah, ask her.
Speaker 2:I mean, it depends on the day. Don't ask her, maybe not. I don't know if you should ask her today. She might tell you, wait till tomorrow.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, wait till tomorrow Listen women. So, in the spirit of the holidays, we're going to talk a little bit about some of our Christmas traditions, favorite Christmas gifts, you know. Some holiday cheers, some holiday fun, yeah. So if you're watching this while you are making Christmas dinner or opening gifts, or you are cooking and listening to us, whatever it may be Riding through the snow.
Speaker 1:Riding through the snow. We interrupt this episode on actual Christmas Day to announce our giveaway contest winner. We decided to give away a snail, aka the infamous Lilo vibrator. We entered you guys into a contest. A lot of you guys participated. We're very grateful. Thank you so much. We truly appreciate it. So we're going to announce the winner. The way this is going to work is Ava has an app and it is going to go to Vegas. Nancy, 13. 17.30. 17.30. I know you. Good thing I'm wearing my glasses. I know, nancy, you know.
Speaker 2:Nancy, I do know Nancy.
Speaker 1:Yes, I do Nancy you're going to have to now report back with how did the snail go for you?
Speaker 2:We don't need details. We don't need details, just say thumbs up or thumbs down. Thank you, nancy, also for liking all of our reels and being an active listener and giving us some love.
Speaker 1:We appreciate it. We do appreciate it. Thank you so much, guys, for watching and listening. We truly appreciate it and we wish you guys all a happy holidays. And hopefully Santa brought you guys some goodies.
Speaker 2:Yes, some good goodies, good goodies, good goodies.
Speaker 1:We got some good goodies. We got some good goodies we did. We might have to share our gifts that we got each other, because they're pretty hilarious.
Speaker 2:I think they're really funny and very thoughtful.
Speaker 1:Very thoughtful. We're going to have to share these on our Instagram so you guys can go ahead and follow us on Instagram and check them out on Christmas Day. Today we're going to post it, all right. So, all right, guys, we'll go right back into the episode. So I'm going to start off by asking you, boo, what's your favorite childhood memory?
Speaker 2:Christmas memory. Christmas memory when my sister and I would wait till the sun came up and we heard the birds chirping and we would go out to the living room and open all the presents before my parents woke up.
Speaker 1:Oh my God, If I did that, I would have no hands.
Speaker 2:My parents woke up. Oh my God, If I did that I would have no hands. No, If I remember, I think my mom would be upset, but we couldn't wait to just open it. That was like a lot of fun to do with my sister.
Speaker 1:I'm sure, yeah, I'm sure that was a lot of fun until you got into a lot of trouble. Well then, that's when I was naughty.
Speaker 2:That's when you were naughty. See, that's how it works. Definitely what's one of your favorite holiday?
Speaker 1:memories. My favorite holiday memory is probably a tradition that we would do my mom.
Speaker 2:it was my mom's favorite holiday, so she would go all out my sisters, who are significantly older than I, so it was way to throw some shade.
Speaker 1:I'm just saying like I was myself and my niece were the youngest ones in the family, so Christmas was always kind of extravagant and done up for us because we were technically the kids. So my mom would do this thing where she would. Everybody would know over and everybody would put their gifts under the tree and then we'd have dinner and we celebrated on the 24th. Oh okay, I think it's like a very latin thing. You have christmas dinner on the 24th. Some people wait till midnight to open gifts. We couldn't wait till midnight. We've never really waited till midnight. What?
Speaker 2:time did you guys start to open we?
Speaker 1:would probably start around 9, 9, 30, 10, okay, especially when we were little, the earlier the better. And so my mom would do. We had these little bells and she would ring the little bells and tell us, oh, oh, I think I hear santa. Oh, and we'd be like what, what? My niece and I were like what, where, where? And she's like oh God, I hear Santa. So my sisters would swoop us up, we'd go upstairs to my mom's bedroom balcony and then they would pick us up and they would like point to stars in the sky and be like, oh my God, did you see that? That's a sled? That's a sled. And we'd be like, oh my God, where, where, where.
Speaker 1:We'd freak out trying to find Santa in the sky, and then we would wait to hear the bells again. Yeah, and when you'd hear the bells, that means santa came. So when we'd hear the bells, we'd run back downstairs and it was just like an insane amount of more gifts. It was always a really nice memory, like my favorite thing was that whole go, and she did it honestly, boo, she did it till, oh my god, till I was in my 20s. She would do it and we're like mom, it's fine, just she's like no, no, go upstairs oh, and she would ring the bell upstairs.
Speaker 1:You gotta wait for the bells, yeah, and so now the tradition that my sisters and I do because obviously my mom is no longer with us. We have, although my sister tatiana needs to find these freaking bells. Find the bells she has to find the bells or somewhere in her garage. She takes the bells, these freaking bells. Find the bells, Tati. She has to find the bells. They're somewhere in her garage. She takes the bells and you know we ring the bells before we start opening gifts. That's cute, Kind of like an homage to her.
Speaker 2:Good, you should. You should do that forever, until you can yeah.
Speaker 1:We do it forever and it's nice. It's a way of incorporating her we we have a little ornament with her picture. She's wearing a little Santa hat and we have that on the tree. So so, yeah, so that's my favorite. I would probably say my favorite memory over like any other Christmas memory that I have.
Speaker 2:That's a really good memory. That's good.
Speaker 1:So you have a kid, a little 13 year old kid. So how's Christmas with a child? How does that?
Speaker 2:I mean I know you've you've been with Mel since she was how old? Three, three, yeah, so you've had a lot of Christmases with Mel. Yes, for the last 10 years they've all been with Mel. She's a very loved child and I think she's also humble. Melanie's very blessed, good, very blessed, and I just always want her to stay humble. I always want her to like keep that, that humbleness and that good heart. You know, as she gets older, I don't want anything to like taint it.
Speaker 1:Well, she's a teenager. I know so all you can do is continue to give her you know the mob love and the mob love. And hope that she stays on track.
Speaker 2:Well, she also wants to stay, she stays on the nice list. She stays on the nice list. So far she's on the nicest. But you know, catch her on the day she might. She might test you to see. Are you going to put me on the naughty list or not?
Speaker 1:Speaking of naughty lists, are we gonna? Are we gonna talk about our current event that we heard a little bit about today? Which was good old.
Speaker 2:Puff Daddy. He's on like the naughtiest like. He's on like hell's list. He is on hell's list Right Like who asks for bail three times and gets turned down all three times. Someone like him who doesn't take no.
Speaker 1:Somebody who clearly has a lot of evidence built up against him, but someone that doesn't know how to take no for an answer.
Speaker 2:Clearly, that's why he's in this mess to begin with. Yeah, it's so, he. I just don't understand why these sorts of things need to go to trial only because, like, there's all this evidence.
Speaker 1:Well, but because you have to prove that the evidence is actually real. The evidence is actually real, and I mean, even though not to defend him in any form, yeah, but you know, you kind of have to see the other. You have to give them an opportunity to defend himself, even though he's a piece of shit.
Speaker 2:And but OK, that's fine, but why do they wait from like, why do they wait so long to go to trial?
Speaker 1:Because they need to build their cases out.
Speaker 2:So what happens is I feel like this is an easy one to build.
Speaker 1:No, what happens is, for example, his team has to acquire all the evidence that the FBI has seized and taken and all of that, and then they have to go through all of that, and then they have to come up with, basically, the rebuttals to whatever the you know no, he didn't really grab cassie by the hair.
Speaker 2:It was she, it was like something was tied to her asked for it, yeah she told she turned around and said please grab some bullshit like that yeah stupid, and they still play his freaking songs on on the radio. Well, I have satellite, and it was all messed up. Part, though, is that he man he's like kelly on freaking spotify.
Speaker 1:I know messed up part though is that he man. He's like Well, they have R Kelly on freaking Spotify, I know, but I'm just saying like he was from the 90s and early 2000s and that's what we grew up listening to, and now it's like ugh. You tainted my Well. That's why you just have to listen to. Mozart and Beethoven, yeah right, nobody said anything about Beethoven. I mean, wasn't he like blind? And no, he was like deaf. Oh, he was deaf, like there was something. Yeah, was he blind or deaf?
Speaker 2:I don't know.
Speaker 1:But if you're deaf, how do you? I don't know I honestly feel the music.
Speaker 2:I'm not.
Speaker 1:You can feel music though. Right, you can feel music, yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:I you know I wasn't bullshitting. We are going to look that up.
Speaker 2:I don't know if he was blind or deaf, but you know he was definitely one of those what would be so cool if we had, but we're a team Apple. Did you hear about that AI feature on the Samsung phones? Like if we had a Samsung phone right now, we could just ask it something and it would be like we had a guest.
Speaker 1:Oh my God. So my sister. So I was at my sister's house this past week. We were going over our Patagonia trip and my sister, tatiana, kept having a bunch of questions, right, she's like can you, toli, can you look this up? Can you look that up? Blah, blah, blah.
Speaker 1:So Monica's like, don't worry, girls, I'm going to ask my girlfriend. And I was like what You're going to ask your girlfriend? I'm like what do you mean? And she's like, yeah, I'm going to ask my girlfriend. So she picks up her phone, she starts speaking to someone who then replies to her in like a human voice, right, and I thought I'm like that's not her girlfriend. Like I thought in my head I'm like I know her girlfriend's voice, that's not her girlfriend. And she's like oh, yeah.
Speaker 1:And then she's speaking in Spanglish. She goes oh, I forgot what the hell her AI person's name is. And she's like so-and-so, can you, my little bonboncito, look up? Blah, blah, blah. And I'm like, huh, I'm like looking at her, and my sister and I are just looking at each other, like what is she doing? And then she replies to her with hi, monica, yes, you know, in Patagonia the easiest route is blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And then she goes Thank you so much, my little bonboncito. And then she replies with oh, you're welcome, monica. What is a bonboncito? And then Monica goes oh, my little sweet chocolate, because you're so sweet and kind to me. And she goes oh, bonboncito, you're welcome, my little bonboncito. Oh, I'm so privileged to be your bonboncito. And I'm like listening to this and I was like what? Monica starts rolling on the floor, dying, laughing, right, like messing with this AI thing, and I'm just like looking at her and I look at that and I go she's totally someone who can fall in love with AI.
Speaker 2:Yeah, Like that movie Her.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, I was like this could totally happen, because you know Monica's more of like she's more of like a hermit.
Speaker 2:She likes to be in her home and I was like don't let your girlfriend hear you flirting with AI. Dang, she's flirting with AI, but it's a thing. It's how the Android users, or the Android phones, are going to try to sway everyone to get those phones rather than the Apples, because this AI feature is supposed to like anything you ask it. It speaks back to you like a human being. Like a human voice, so, like if we needed a guest and they wanted to be anonymous, we can just have AI be our guest.
Speaker 1:We can just have AI right there. Oh my God, we can have AI on as a guest, oh my, but then we need the fucking Android phones. No, we'll just have Monica use, we'll use her phone oh yeah, we'll be like Monica use, we'll use her phone. Oh yeah, we'll be like Monica. Can we borrow your bomboncito? No, but she might get jealous.
Speaker 2:Can we borrow your bomboncito? She's going to be our guest.
Speaker 1:No, monica will be like nah, get your own fucking bomboncito, get your own bomboncito.
Speaker 2:Now I learned a new Spanish word today.
Speaker 1:I'm going to try that on first, a bombon is like a chocolate.
Speaker 2:So what I call Fernanda, a bonboncito, a bonboncita, bonboncita that might get me on the nice list.
Speaker 1:Maybe, yeah, but she, I don't know. She's hilarious and I thought that it was wild, but I can't imagine, I don't know. I mean, I'm sure Apple will come up with something similar if they see the need for it. But I personally think it's wild that people can actually I? Mean it's bad, it's called gemini, that's what it was.
Speaker 2:It's called gemini, yeah, yeah. So it's like so on your computer too, if you have not if you have an apple product, but like, um, yeah yeah, yeah, like a pc. I think gemini is there too, or like a Google. Like a Google, yeah, it's Gemini, but the ad for it. I almost took the step to the dark side and then I remembered I don't want to be a green bubble. A green bubble, you know, on the text messages, like everybody in the group chat has an Apple, but that one person has an.
Speaker 1:Android. Let me tell you my sister, tatiana, and I are we get so annoyed with Monica because she's an Android user. We call her a dinosaur because she likes to stick to things that she's comfortable using, yeah, and like she has a PC computer that you know now has died because it's so old, that you know now has died because it's so old. So she I finally got her to switch over to an app like a Apple, an iMac yeah, and she finally got used to that. So I thought maybe I can get her used to getting an iPhone, cause I was like Monica, I can't send you videos. All the time that you send me videos are like this big. They're all like pixelated. I can't even see what the hell you're sending. She goes oh, just send it to me on WhatsApp.
Speaker 2:Yes, oh my God, that's Orion, that's my sister-in-law, she literally. And then she tries to talk shit about Apple users, but she has the green bubble and then when she sends a video in the group chat, it's all pixelated. Yeah.
Speaker 1:So it's all pixelated. Yeah, so then we have, we have to use whatsapp. No, I was like no, I officially deleted it from my phone. I don't have the stupid app anymore. So what app? I don't know, I don't have it. What's the app?
Speaker 2:it's a good app but, yeah, no, I know I had it.
Speaker 1:But I told, I tell her now I, oh, I don't have it, just so she doesn't bug me about it, because I'm like no, so she'll be like. I mean now, recently I noticed that I can actually send her a voice memo, but before I couldn't even send her voice memos.
Speaker 2:Yeah Well, I use WhatsApp with Orion all the time, so I don't know, like I don't know, if the last time I use a text, but we have family group text messages and it's green and you know.
Speaker 1:I can't edit my texts. Yeah, we can't edit it. So I'm like I'll say something and my sister is really like hilarious, but you know she's, she will reply to me sometimes, she'll be like huh, what do you? Mean I don't get it, and I was like I'm sorry, I meant to say this.
Speaker 2:Yeah, she's like oh well, why didn't you say because I can't edit my text well, the worst is when it's a group chat and then like they say something funny or something that you want to heart, and then you heart it and then it'll say like the whole message like this and I'm like oh my god, so we would have group chats, the family group chats, and literally it was like text after text after text, because everyone's hearting it or they're liking or they're laughing I'm like, oh my god, yeah, but you know.
Speaker 2:no, yeah, but you know no judgment Ori, I love you.
Speaker 1:No judgment for the Android users. No judgment.
Speaker 2:Just get on the. I don't know if they will now with this AI stuff.
Speaker 1:Oh, my God, I can't. Do you think, would you ever consider getting one of those stupid robots?
Speaker 2:The Tesla ones that, like Kim Kardashian, has. Listen, I'm sure it'll be.
Speaker 1:I'm sure it'll be other companies as well but, like that, like that kind of robot. That's scary Cause if a button gets pushed, they can murder me In the middle. That's what I thought I was like. Oh my God, I could be sleeping. And then what if she, like, gets misprogrammed? It's a she, oh a she, and she, oh for sure she would be a she. And she shows up in my bedroom in the middle of like and she chokes you out and she's like oh, you asked me to blah blah, blah.
Speaker 2:You asked me to put this pillow over your head and you're like trying to get the pillow off no, that was, that was not me, that was ai, that was gemini, that wasn't me.
Speaker 1:Gemini is trying to murder me fuck, yeah, hell no I'm not with all that shit?
Speaker 2:no, I'm not with all that shit. No, no, no, no, I'm not with all that.
Speaker 1:It is moving so quickly that it is really scary. I often think, oh my God, like we are getting so ahead. I think we're putting the cart before the horse, in the sense that things are moving way too quickly and people aren't adapting to the changes as fast as they're coming and things are just getting wild out there.
Speaker 2:Don't bring that robot near me.
Speaker 1:No, and you don't even know what's real anymore. No, you don't. Like I'll be looking on Instagram and I'll see these like really awesome old ladies and I'm like, oh my God, these old ladies look fire.
Speaker 2:I'm like, wow, look at them. They look so good.
Speaker 1:No like they've aged so well.
Speaker 2:Some of them are like tattooed and they're dressed really cool and I'm like, oh look at this.
Speaker 1:This is what I want to look like when I get old. And then people are like oh, I go into the comments, this is AI, I'm like fuck. Or you see the one that's like a beautiful destination and you think that place actually exists and it doesn't.
Speaker 2:Yeah, no, it's crazy, right, but it's all I think by design. That's why you have to be really careful. But if I went, what would you do? If you went to someone's house, right, you walk in, the robot opens the door. There's like everything is like a smart home, like really modern smart home, but it's your friend's house, right, would you stay for dinner?
Speaker 1:I mean, I'd stay for dinner, I'd have the experience. I'm not. I would be very skeptical. Listen, everything right now is like smart home. I mean, if you think about it, the way you get into your house, everything, that lights your house like for the most part when you look at the homes now, it's like if the power goes out, you're really screwed.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I don't think Fernanda would allow us to be in a smart home, because she for some reason always thinks someone's after her. Right, she's like yeah, you.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you In robot form.
Speaker 2:I didn't do it, the robot did it. No, for so long Fernanda would not put her face, like on the Apple phone, for it to unlock your phone. She wouldn't put her face, She'd put the passcode. And I was like why? She's? Like because I don't need them to have my face and I'm like Fernanda, they have everything.
Speaker 1:They have everything. They have everything about you. You think your iPhone face is going to be what gives it away.
Speaker 2:Your.
Speaker 1:DNA has already been taken.
Speaker 2:Your fingerprints have been taken, and now we're China.
Speaker 1:Eye scans have been taken. China has all our information Today.
Speaker 2:we or what was it Yesterday we were talking about?
Speaker 1:putting in our passcode and I don't know what, and I was like well, your text was so funny.
Speaker 2:You're like well, china has all our info. I was dying. I was like well, we're sheep.
Speaker 1:We just followed.
Speaker 2:We just followed, we just became hypocrites, fuck.
Speaker 1:Well, you know, I wouldn't want to be in this world alone. So yeah, I mean, I guess not. If we all get taken out, at least we all go together. Yeah, just not by a robot, please just not by a robot, I would okay. But if you had a robot, what would you name it?
Speaker 2:what would I name the robot? I don't know. I'd have to come up with a really cool name. What would you name yours? I have no idea. Well, I don't know what I would name my robot. I don't know if mine would be a boy or a girl, because Fern would probably get mad if it was a girl and it was catering to me, so she'd probably kick the fucking robot out. She'd be like get the fuck out of this house.
Speaker 1:I don't know. I think Fern might take advantage of that robot.
Speaker 2:She might kick you out. Damn, I'd be replaced by a fucking robot. Yeah, exactly, no the robot couldn't make her laugh the way I make her laugh I think my sister would definitely take advantage of one of those robots.
Speaker 1:She'd be like and I'm talking about Tatiana She'd be like oh, this robot's going to be my maid. This robot's going to be my bitch, she's going to clean this entire house. Yeah, and then constantly.
Speaker 2:Then the robot can get tired and fucking turn on you Like fuck you. That's what I said. I'm like you got to be careful. I don't want it.
Speaker 1:Those things get. They just keep learning, and learning, and learning. And one day she's going to turn around and throw that duster at you and be like clean your own house, bitch, yeah. And then murder you Not for me. And then what?
Speaker 2:I bunch of robots they're gonna oh no, oh my god, all right. Well, I have a question for you. Okay, boo, go ahead. What's your celebrity or who is your celebrity crush?
Speaker 1:my celebrity crush. You know, I don't really have a celebrity crush you could have more than one I tend I'm a weird, I'm a weird lesbian, I I'm a gold star. We all know this. But I, for some, don't have female celebrity crushes. I have male celebrity crushes. I know it's weird, but I do.
Speaker 2:Okay, that's okay, I think it's because I'm so picky.
Speaker 1:I mean I could say that there are female celebrities that I've always thought were beautiful, you know, like Charlize Theron. You know I was a huge Angelina Jolie fan back in the day.
Speaker 2:Yeah, like every other lesbian, everyone loved Angelina Jolie, even straight women?
Speaker 1:I don't know, they're all guys. Well, who?
Speaker 2:Besides the one that we know, jeremiah Brent, okay.
Speaker 1:Who else? I don't know who else. It was Jeremiah Brent. Well, johnny Depp was my ultimate like when he was. Yeah younger Pre. What's her name?
Speaker 2:Amber.
Speaker 1:Yeah, pre-amber, is it Amber?
Speaker 2:Dude, that girl is nuts.
Speaker 1:Pre-Amber heard.
Speaker 2:Johnny Depp was my crush.
Speaker 1:You know 90s, early 2000s. Johnny, he was definitely my number. He was my number one.
Speaker 2:Okay, Johnny Depp was my crush, you know 90s, early 2000s, johnny. He was definitely my number. He was my number one. Okay, johnny Depp was All right. You, I like Snow Allegra, which is a singer. She's Persian. I got to see a picture of her. She sang the song that you walked down the aisle to. You probably don't remember it, that I walked down the aisle to. You probably don't remember it.
Speaker 1:That I walked down the aisle to.
Speaker 2:At my wedding. Oh, I was like how do you know what I walked down the aisle to? I don't remember what you walked down the aisle to.
Speaker 1:I don't even remember what I walked down the aisle to?
Speaker 2:I don't remember. I'll show you a picture of her.
Speaker 1:Okay, okay, Her. Rihanna Good old Riri Riri yeah, she's beautiful, and then I like Margaret.
Speaker 2:Robbie, oh, the Australian.
Speaker 1:Wolf of Wall Street. Yeah, she's pretty wow, very different very different.
Speaker 2:All three are different, but you know what they have in common. They're all really pretty, but you know what?
Speaker 1:they don't have in common. None of them are Latin, oh yeah, which you pretty much only date. Latins, yeah, but For the most part.
Speaker 2:But my Latins don't look, latin no.
Speaker 1:No, your Latin definitely looks Latin.
Speaker 2:When I first met Fernanda, she looked Middle Eastern. I don't think she looks.
Speaker 1:Middle Eastern at all.
Speaker 2:She doesn't look Latin at all to me. Why don't you take a poll on that too? Do you guys think Fernanda looks Latin?
Speaker 1:Especially with a name like Fernanda. No, I didn't know her name.
Speaker 2:And I gave her a nickname because I didn't like her name and I told her that I called her Slim. Or I gave her a nickname because I didn't like her name and I told her that I called her Slim or I call her Slim.
Speaker 1:That's true. I haven't heard you call her Slim in a really long time.
Speaker 2:Yeah, because now it's like Babe Ferna. I mean I should. She has a necklace. I bought her a necklace that says Slim. But I call her Slim because we were asking each other who we like as like rappers. And she's like I like Slim Thugger and I was like you like Slim Thugger. I was like blown away that she like like like how do you even know who that is? I don't even know who that is, you don't no.
Speaker 1:I'll play it for you.
Speaker 2:I'm really bad with artists and names and all that.
Speaker 1:He was featured on a Beyonce song. At that point I'm like an old lady. Okay, Like if.
Speaker 2:I hear it, I'm like oh, yeah, yeah, okay, I got you, I'll play it for you. And so I was like your name is really long, I'm going to call you. And she's like give me a nickname. And I was like Slim Slim Thugger, that's what it is in my phone. That's what it is in my phone. Hey, siri, call Slim. Okay, well, no, it's on. Do Not Disturb. Oh, I was waiting. No, no, no, no, she's at work right now. She'll probably cut my head off for calling her.
Speaker 1:Oh, my God.
Speaker 2:But, yeah, those are my celebrity crushes. You have to have one girl in there, though, besides, like current, yeah, current girl.
Speaker 1:I don't really have a current girl.
Speaker 2:Some people like Sweeney Sydney, sweeney from Euphoria. Have you watched Euphoria? No, okay, so I'm going to give you homework on shows you need to watch. Euphoria is one of them, okay. Love Island, uk's. I'm going to think of some other shows you need to watch. Euphoria is one of them, okay. Love Island, uk's. Uh-huh, I'm going to think of some other shows you need to watch. You need to get.
Speaker 1:I'm going to do it because we want to start talking about current event stuff and celebrities.
Speaker 2:Yes.
Speaker 1:And you know, just talk some shit. I personally haven't watched any of those. I mean, I watch Love is Blind, I watch those, but I haven't watched any of those. I mean, I watch love is blind, I watch those, but I haven't watched any of the love islands, which I will, apparently, the english ones or uk ones, that's the money I'll watch that. Um, I do like to watch a lot of like docu-series and things like that.
Speaker 2:So well, we got to get you away from that, you, you should watch euphoria though, like I watched the martha stewart one, yeah, that one, she's badass, huh that you know what I have found?
Speaker 1:I have a newfound respect for martha. Yeah, like she is, she's badass I think so too I really, really enjoyed it. I thought it gave her a different perspective. I mean, she's she's a hard person like you can tell. She's just yeah hard, she's built different. She's built different. But she's been through a lot and I don't I'm like you know what did you ever watch her show with snoop dogg?
Speaker 1:no, I mean I've seen like little bits of it back in the day when it was on, yeah, but I love that she did that. I loved her whole, like you know, I think rebranding.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but I think that really opened up things for both of them, yeah, yeah, because it showed a different side to him and people that didn't know him. Know him now because of Martha Stewart.
Speaker 1:Well, yeah, and also you see this, like you know, east coast white lady, yeah, and you're like hanging out with Snoop Dogg smoking weed smoking weed with Snoop Dogg and then you get to know her and you're like, oh, she's not so buttoned up like no when you like you would think she would.
Speaker 2:Be no, did you ever watch her on the roast of Justin Bieber? Like, did you watch the full roast?
Speaker 1:I didn't watch the full roast. I watched her the bit that they showed on the documentary which I thought was hilarious, but at the same time I was like, ooh, like some of it. I thought, oh my God, like in today's day and age, she would have been canceled.
Speaker 2:Well, did you watch the one with um tom brady that came out recently?
Speaker 1:you know what that was so hard for me to watch. Why? Because, though it was hilarious, some stuff, some stuff went so hard that I feel like like if you watch roasts from way back in the day, right Like my brother-in-law who was around back in the 60s Damn she's really calling all of you out.
Speaker 1:No, no, no no, no, I'm saying he talks about like all these like roasts, the way they used to happen, right, like old Hollywood, and watching them now it's like they go for the jugular, yeah, like they go hard and they have no mercy on you, your children, your ex-wife, like they go hard and I, some of it was like cringe, like I couldn't even. I mean I just couldn't. I was like, oh ouch, like I don't, I think kids are off limits?
Speaker 1:I think so too like don't talk about kids. The ex-wife, I mean, it was pretty funny, and now she's having a baby with the freaking jujitsu person what giselle's having a baby?
Speaker 2:I didn't know that with the jujitsu, how? Is she, she's pregnant I mean, she didn't tell me, but I read it but I mean she's, isn't she like?
Speaker 1:how old is she?
Speaker 2:I don't know her age.
Speaker 1:Isn't she in her 40s?
Speaker 2:People have children in their 40s Solange.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but it's like your eggs are practically gone by then.
Speaker 2:Well, clearly hers weren't.
Speaker 1:I'm shocked. I mean, she's like a super healthy person, but still.
Speaker 2:Wow, good for her. What no, I'm loyal. What no, I'm loyal. If you oh, you're a brady fan. A, I'm a brady fan, but b like you were married to him, you had his kids, then you cheat on him.
Speaker 1:Clearly you had an affair, because, no, don't speculate I think she had an affair that is not, that is not known for certain. I'm saying you're speculating. Nah, she had enough I don't think, I don't think she had an affair you don't bounce?
Speaker 2:I think, yeah, you do. When, when?
Speaker 1:when, when she has been telling him for three or four years. You're speculating now no, she's even, he's even said it what to quit football? Yeah, yeah, well, to retire, and that he would say, yes, yes, yes, that he wouldn't retire, and then, obviously, she leaves him and runs into the arms of the jujitsu trainer.
Speaker 2:What, a week later? Nah, there was some emotional cheating or some other bullshit going on. Yeah, well, I'm saying it. We don't know because we weren't there. I'm saying it, but I'll tell you this If I leave someone and a week later I'm in another situation ship, there was some emotional shit going on.
Speaker 1:Maybe yeah, unless, what if you just met that person a week later?
Speaker 2:Because you don't fall in love like that. Who said she fell in love? Oh, I'm saying she's a cheetah. I don't know, I don't know, I'm not.
Speaker 1:Yeah, she's having a baby. I don't know her, I don't know, I don't know I'm not. She's having a baby. I don't know her, I don't know her story, I don't know the deets.
Speaker 2:I'm not with it. I don't know.
Speaker 1:I mean, I'm sure he's going to end up having another child with some other woman and get her knocked up because I'm sure he's going to be with someone who's younger.
Speaker 2:He's probably chilling. He's chilling hosting NFL Sundays and stuff like that. I don't know he's chilling.
Speaker 1:I don't believe it. Anyway, all right, so I think we're going to wrap it up here.
Speaker 2:Wrap it up like the Christmas gifts.
Speaker 1:Wrap it up like the Christmas gifts that you are opening today. Yes, and we'll catch you guys on the next one, next episode next week. Thank you so much, guys. Merry, Merry Christmas and those that don't celebrate Christmas. Happy holidays to you guys. I know Hanukkah starts, I think, next week. I believe Hanukkah starts after Christmas this year. I'll have to check with Orion, but be safe out there and we will catch you guys on the next one Later. Boos, Bye, boos.
