Lez Say More Podcast
Welcome to Lez Say More: the podcast where your favorite duo of best friends—together for over 20 years—gets real about the queer community. Join us every Wednesday as we dive into everything from health and wellness, to fashion, relationships, sex - and even the occasional celebrity gossip. With our trademark humor and brutal honesty, we’re here to share stories, laughs, and insights about the (queer) modern life and all the fabulousness it has to offer. Whether you're part of the community or just curious, grab your favorite drink and join the conversation—because we promise to keep it funny, relatable, and absolutely unfiltered!
Lez Say More Podcast
Happy Halloween! From Stalkers to jailbird girlfriends
Have you ever had a dating experience so spooky it left you glancing over your shoulder? This Halloween special is filled with spine-chilling tales from our listeners and our own encounters, painting a picture of the eeriest side of dating. As we don our themed costumes—one of us as a symbol of being hunted and the other as a valiant Captain—we share stories of creepy stalkers and unsettling encounters that will make your heart race and your lips curl into a smirk. Tune in for a ghoulishly good time as we chat about these bizarre dating scenarios with of course some humor.
Our discussion takes an intriguing twist with the odd dynamics of being watched, as we recall past relationships and the peculiar ways they sometimes ended. From tales of troubled partners and being pursued by overly dedicated ex-girlfriends, to reflecting on drive-bys and our own stakeout adventures, we uncover the complexities of control and boundaries. We also dive into modern dating culture, discussing the impact of social media and dating apps while critiquing shows like "Love is Blind." It's an exploration of infatuation, obliviousness to romantic interest, and the ever-evolving landscape of digital romance.
To lighten the mood, we end with a nostalgic walk down Halloween memory lane, sharing our favorite costumes and memories that brought laughter and creativity to the forefront. Whether reminiscing about witty costume choices like a cereal killer or reliving the vibrant chaos of West Hollywood Halloween nights, we embrace the fun side of this spooky season. As we plan for future Halloweens and share our gratitude for our listeners, we hope these stories inspire you to both reflect on your own dating adventures and share your most haunting tales with us. Happy Halloween to all our listeners—may your nights be filled with treats and just the right amount of tricks!
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It's still not safe. Didn't you hear all those stories about that guy that would meet up the girl like set them up on or set up a date with them?
Speaker 2:No, but this is sounds like a spooky Halloween story. And then he would murder them.
Speaker 1:What? Yeah, that is I'm so thankful. Yeah, he didn't shoot you, so am.
Speaker 2:I Wow, yeah, wow. So that was me being completely freaked the fuck out. And from that point on I thought, wow, this girl's insane. And I was like what the she was the stalker's assistant, right fucking.
Speaker 1:She probably was holding the binoculars for her. She was, you know, and uh, she's like, yeah, like, if she told me all about how often that they stalked me, she told me about how they went. Mwahaha, welcome to Less Say More. I'm your host.
Speaker 2:Ava, and I'm your other host, soli Soli. Solange People don't know me as Soli yet.
Speaker 1:I think they do. Now we're fine. Well, we're all friends.
Speaker 2:Yes. Yes we are all friends. All right, this is our Halloween spooky special. We got some spooky decor from our wonderful producer who set everything up. Yeah, it's kind of cool Looks cool, right?
Speaker 1:I think so, and we're in costumes, believe it or not, we don't dress like this every day.
Speaker 2:We don't dress like this every day. Definitely don't dress like this every day. Solange was anti-my shirt. Should we explain why we're dressed this way? So our costumes represent our stories that we're going to tell today. People are probably like and for those that can't see us because obviously people listen to the podcast Sometimes, sometimes you know they don't always watch I'm wearing a t-shirt that says Ava. What does my t-shirt say? Captain, save a hoe. And Ava is wearing a very you could say it A camouflage shirt.
Speaker 1:Yeah, because she's about to be hunted. Ooh, that was good. I like that. That's clever. Thank you, I underestimated your cleverness today.
Speaker 2:I'm here for you every day, Every day, Every day, Every day, Every day, All day, Every day Kind of goes with your shirt, All right. So we asked some of you guys to send us some of your creepy dating stories, and by creepy dating stories we meant you know things that might've happened to you, whether it was an event that happened that freaked the fuck out of you, or you had something happen to you while you were with someone, dating someone and you know whatever your relationship status was. Cause we got some questions. It was whatever relationship status you were in with this person. Something happened freaked you out. We got a few that were pretty that.
Speaker 1:We've got some pretty good ones we did, but some people didn't understand the assignment. They thought it was like pertaining to Halloween. So we apologize if we weren't clear enough. Yeah, but we did get a good amount.
Speaker 2:But we did get a good amount, and so we're going to tell a few of those again. Like we said in our stories, if you don't follow us on Instagram, you better be following us by now. We're going to keep it anonymous. Yes, so we won't disclose who these came from, but we will tell the story to the best of our knowledge, as far as remembering because I am getting old and my memory is not so great this time.
Speaker 2:You said an old joke about yourself, not me, they're all old jokes about myself as well, because I am only two years younger than you.
Speaker 1:Yeah, All right, okay. So do you want to go first about your? Okay, what happened to you?
Speaker 2:okay, so what happened to me? I'm gonna try to tell this story, hopefully in a little bit more of a humorous way, if I can, which I don't think I can, but I will do my best, because it is a little bit dark, should we? Dim the lights, you think, yeah, no, yeah, no right, bring the lights down. Bring them down, though, all right. So I was dating someone who had a track record. This person was not exactly the cookie cutter that you normally date.
Speaker 2:Exactly. This person had a little bit of a criminal history and they liked to be in trouble with the law and I, being the goody two shoes that I always was growing up, you are a swear bear. I definitely was new to that kind of world and I was not exposed to any of those things. So it was all new to me and I did my best to try. I've always been somebody who's tried to protect other people. I've always been somebody who's tried to, you know, help those in need, and most of them were my girlfriends, um, so hence the t-shirt Captain Save-A-Ho. She was date, okay, so she was dating me and she was also cheating on me. Let's just put it that way. I didn't know at the time that she was cheating on me with this particular person who I saved her and, well, was trying to save her from in this situation. But she called me freaking out one day, asking me to come pick her up. She was at this motel and she was. She sounded really in distress and I was freaking out for her because I was like what the hell is going on? Like what mess did you get yourself into?
Speaker 2:I drove over there as quickly as I could. I got out of the car and I see her running and she's running towards me and there's a gate to get into the parking lot that I was in and the parking lot I was in only had one entrance and one exit, so I'm waiting for her to come through and I'm watching her run and I couldn't really tell. But once she got kind of halfway to the gate I could tell she was being chased and I was like, oh my God, who the hell is this guy? Who, like what is happening? She's like yelling and screaming and the guy's yelling and screaming and I think he was high, I have no idea, but they're in this, obviously, this fight, and he's grabbing her. He grabs her by the back of her head, pulls her back and they get into like a physical altercation. At that point I freaked out. So I lean into my glove compartment where I always carried a pocket knife. For some reason.
Speaker 1:I thought you were going to say Glock, no, no, no.
Speaker 2:I was like, oh, you are a badass lesbian. No, I am not. No, oh. I was excited, but I always carried a pocket knife in my car, for some reason, I don't know why. Was it a pocket knife in my car. For some reason, I don't know why, was it a little knife Like the Swiss army ones.
Speaker 2:No, no, this was like a yeah, this was like a switchblade, oh, you carry big stuff. And so I pulled it out. I don't know what the hell. I was thinking Like what the hell were you going to do with this thing? Like you weren't going to stab the guy. So what were?
Speaker 1:like this.
Speaker 2:Not like, like you know, slasher.
Speaker 1:Or what is it?
Speaker 2:Or like this I think I just had it like on the side of my body. You were like, come at me, like, yeah, like I was about to shank him or something, oh. And so he's running out towards me and I'm holding, I could, I just, I remember that panic that I felt, I could, I just, I remember that panic that I felt and the I just had this like pit in my stomach and I could not, I didn't know what to do. And I'm like standing there, freaking out, and I'm yelling at her to run, like to get away from him, and I'm yelling at him to let her go, and he's not letting her go. And then he sees me, he looks down, he sees the knife that I'm holding and at that point he lets her go for a brief moment and he pulls out a gun, like a like. So he, he had a straight up glock, yeah, at me. And uh, and I, at that point I froze, I freaked out, I was like what mess did I get myself into? And she starts yelling run to me, like run, and I'm like, no, like, like, come with me. You know, like I'm trying to get her to leave him. And she's like no, no, no, go, go, go, he'll shoot you, oh shit. And I'm like, okay, clearly this is not some random dude, this is some guy you have some sort of relationship or connection with, because the way she was interacting with him was like they knew each other on a different level and I freaked out.
Speaker 2:I got in my car. He starts coming at me. At that point he like threw her on the floor. He starts running after me. I get in the car and he pulls out the gun and he's like running at me and I'm like, oh, my god, god. And he kind of gets in front of my car and at that point I thought, all right, well, it's either me or you and I'm gonna have to run you over, buddy. Well, yeah. So I just floored it and he jumped, he leaped out of the way just in time I took off.
Speaker 2:Later I come to find out he was like her dealer or something. I don't know. Did you break up with this crazy psycho? Listen, lesson learned Don't bring a knife to a gunfight. Exactly that is the lesson I learned Don't bring a knife to a gunfight. So do you have a gun now? No, I don't have a gun, but I'm not a violent person, so for me this was like a very, very traumatic situation and I was like, oh my God, and this girl put me in like the worst situations. I feel like all the bad things that happened in really in in. You know, a relationship was with this girl.
Speaker 1:That is I'm so thankful. Yeah, he didn't shoot you. So my wow, yeah, wow.
Speaker 2:So that was me being completely freaked the fuck out, and from that point on I thought wow, this girl's insane, well, insane. Where is this girl now? Probably where she was. The last time I had heard from her, which was years ago, she was in jail oh, do you get, do you get? Jail. Uh, letters from jail? No, not anymore. Oh, you used to. Yeah, she was in jail. She was in and out of jail for a little bit and then-.
Speaker 1:Did you ever send her pictures we?
Speaker 2:would send each other letters. Did you send her pictures? I don't think I ever sent her a picture. We definitely sent each other letters and I went in. I would go visit her. I'd put money on her books, what the fuck? I know People are surprised to learn certain things about me. But yeah, that was one thing and I was always trying to help her. I was always trying to like get her to get her shit together. You were really trying to save a hoe. I was really trying to save a hoe.
Speaker 1:Damn. I was joking when I called you that the last episode.
Speaker 2:No, no, I really was Wow I know.
Speaker 1:I wonder if she has a jailhouse tattoo of you.
Speaker 2:Oh God, I don't know. I certainly hope not. I certainly hope not. I hope I'm not the one that got away for her is all I got to say.
Speaker 1:I mean I'd be down to like go visit her in jail just to see if she has that tattoo. I don't know if she still is in jail, I don't know anything. Well, you can do inmate lookup now you know, like on a computer.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I did them before. Oh, you should look her up. That's how I would know what she was charged with the whatever fourth or fifth time she got picked up. Oh shit, yeah, it was more than once. Wow, you sure know how to pick them. Well, that was, mind you, I was 20 years old. People, I was 20 years old.
Speaker 1:I didn't know any better.
Speaker 2:I was young and naive. Anyway, what's yours? You look like you're about to be hunted or I'm going to hunt. Oh, I don't know. Were you the hunted or were you the hunter?
Speaker 1:No, so I'll tell you. So I was young and I was seeing a girl and I didn't want to see her anymore. I wanted to see another girl and I it was really fucked up how that whole situation happened. We don't even need to get there, but, um, no, no, it's fine. So the girl she was like, I guess, obsessed with me. Why are you so obsessed with me? Yeah, like Mariah Carey, and I didn't really know how bad it was.
Speaker 1:And then there was a couple times I'd go home and I saw her car across the street and I was like, oh, I'm not about to pull up because I don't need her to know my whereabouts, so I would drive around until she like left. So I knew she would always be outside of my house like stalking me. Did she live in your neighborhood? No, she didn't. Oh hell, no. So I knew she was like stalking me, right. So I just picture her outside in like a camouflage shirt with like binoculars, like just waiting for me to pop up. I don't know what she would have done if she saw me. I tried to avoid her.
Speaker 1:There was another time. She thought I was going to Oz, which was a club that was by Knott's Berry Farm, so it was really far. We live in the Valley and she thought I was going there, so she drove all the way over there to try to find me. I ended up in West Hollywood, so completely different direction and I was like damn, she couldn't take a hint that it was over, were there and this girl comes up to me and she's like I know you. And I was like no, you don't. Because I looked at her and I'm like you definitely don't know me, homegirl. And she's like no, I know you. You used to date so-and-so. And I was like, okay, but like I've never met you. And she's like, well, remember all those times she was stalking you? I was the one with her and I was like what the fuck? She was the stalker's assistant. You're right, fucking. She probably was holding the binoculars for her.
Speaker 2:She was.
Speaker 1:And she's like, yeah, like, and she told me all about how often that they stalked me. She told me about how they went to the clubs and how they were looking for me. And I was like, but why? She's like I don't know, we just wanted to see what you were doing. And I'm like, but we weren't together. Well, crazy story, or it gets crazier. So I become friends with this girl and her boyfriend at the time and we become like really good friends and her and I aren't friends anymore because things happen. But yeah, that's my story on. That's a creepy story, that's creepy.
Speaker 2:Right, that is creepy. I mean, did you ever do drive-bys when you were younger?
Speaker 1:Like to see if someone was home. Yeah, I did it once because they weren't answering the phone and I got worried because they had gone out drinking and I was like, did they make it home? And they weren't answering. So then, when I saw they were home, I just I was like, did they make it home? And they weren't answering? So then when I saw they were home, I just I was like relieved.
Speaker 2:So you've never been like a I don't know kind of like a stalker yourself, maybe but I'm so old now right, that I don't remember.
Speaker 1:And I plead the fifth if I have been. I don't know, maybe I mean, I'm not a fucking saint I'm sure I did some crazy shit back in the day, uh-huh, yeah, I remember some stuff, Did we?
Speaker 2:do it yeah.
Speaker 1:We stalked someone together. Uh-huh, oh shit. A girl we dated together.
Speaker 2:No.
Speaker 1:Another girl.
Speaker 2:This was a girl you just dated.
Speaker 1:Yeah, dated, yeah, oh yeah, all right, I remember that one a little drive by and we what?
Speaker 2:I didn't think she was home, I thought she was cheating, I think she was. No, I think she told you she was doing something else and you were. We happened to be in the area. Oh okay, because we were, I think, going to another mutual friend's house who happened to live in that area. Oh then I know.
Speaker 1:Oh God, I can't believe.
Speaker 2:I even put the energy into driving by her house, uh-huh, and we drove by to see if she was home, because she said she wasn't home or something I don't know, did she? End up lying. Honestly, I don't even remember.
Speaker 1:Probably because she was a fucking liar. So she probably did lie. She probably did tell us she was home or I'm here, and then we probably drove by and saw and I know the color of the car I won't say it, just in case she's listening yeah, so wow, I'm glad you remembered that. See, I knew I did some shit in my day, I mean we all have.
Speaker 2:I remember I did too. When I was young, I had exes that were like crazy liars and it was just one of those things where you're just like I'm going to catch you. I'm going to catch you in your lie.
Speaker 1:Should we talk about some of our stories we got? Yeah?
Speaker 2:You want to go.
Speaker 1:You want me to go? All right, so this is anonymous, right? Okay? So there's someone that she went out with her friends she had like a girl's night Goes out with her friends, they're partying it up. Her partner went out as well, so they're both out and her partner gets home before she does. So you know, sometimes people don't like that. They don't like that they're home before the other person because they have FOMO or whatever, or they're controlling.
Speaker 2:Very true.
Speaker 1:So she kept calling her, like where are you, where are you? Well, this person didn't have any responsibilities. They were out. They both knew they were supposed to be out. There wasn't a curfew, so she didn't come home on time. Right, she ends up going home and back then, when we had Instagram, it was only on iPhones, remember, okay, and if you deleted your profile, that's it. You deleted it. You couldn't. It wasn't like do you want to temporarily?
Speaker 2:deactivate it Like make it doormat or something Right.
Speaker 1:And then, like I don't know if you could have saved pictures I don't remember if you could, so anyway, this person has a daughter and on her Instagram all the pictures all the baby pictures of her daughter were on there, and so the girlfriend got pissed that she didn't obey the rules and she deleted her Instagram. So she lost all the pictures of her kid and she wasn't able to retrieve them. She didn't have them printed, she didn't have them backed up and the girl just deleted the profile because she didn't obey the rules and get home on time.
Speaker 2:So that's pretty much like a controlling crazy ass bitch who like what is wrong with people. I mean that's your punishment.
Speaker 1:Well, I think sometimes people feel like how else am I going to get you back? Like what means something to you? Yeah, and maybe at that particular time, the girlfriend that deleted the Instagram was like well, this means a lot to you, so I'm going to take away. It's a control thing, right? Like I'm going to take away what means the most to you. So then they did that. Oh my God, I know.
Speaker 2:That's crazy.
Speaker 1:Right, yeah, that is very fucked up. So now lesson to the person that got their Instagram deleted is back up your shit. Yeah, print your pictures out, go old school. Print them out, go old school. You know, if you have a girl's night, maybe not give your password to people Maybe.
Speaker 2:Maybe just not be with somebody who's psycho.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and controlling Right, maybe just like I don't know, chill on that. Maybe just pick better, read people better.
Speaker 2:Yeah, just have a better picker, says the girl that was with a ex-con.
Speaker 1:Oh, that's so true, you're one to fucking talk.
Speaker 2:I've learned Live and learn, lesson learned, okay. So the other one I have for you is what if you're at a club and you're at the bar? Okay, wait, are we setting the mood? I'm setting the mood. All right, go ahead. You're at a club, you're at here. For those that don't remember here was a club. I'm listening, there's a club, I'm listening.
Speaker 2:I'm girl night, picturing the music In West Hollywood, next door to the Abbey. Yeah, and you're at the bar. You know you're going to go get yourself a drink and all of a sudden you are jolted by some girl who grabs you and spills your drink that you're holding in your hand, that you just bought all over your arm, and they say oh, my god, you are the woman of my dreams. Okay, you are everything I've been dreaming of and looking for in my life. And you're like what the fuck? Right, right. And then she pulls her sleeve up and she has a tattoo of you on their arm and you've never met this person in your life and this tattoo is like, resembles you to the T, like to the T, it is you. What's your reaction?
Speaker 1:There's a few, right, tell me, let's work through it. A I'd probably smack the shit out of you. B I might be like who the fuck are you? Buy me another drink, right the fuck now, because you spilled mine, because you spilled my shit and you're a fucking psycho. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean what would be. I want to hear the rest. Yeah, right, yeah, I mean what would be?
Speaker 2:I want to hear the rest. So, basically, the story comes from our very well-known mutual friend. Oh, now I have to think about who it is. This? This person apparently was at a club and this happened to them, and she, I guess, engaged in conversation with this girl who had a tattoo of her on her face and she, like, grabbed her arm. She was like, oh my God, that really does look like me. And she's like oh yeah, I told you, I've been looking for you my whole life and, like you, I've dreamt about you.
Speaker 2:She goes well, how did you describe this tattoo to the tattoo artist? She goes oh, I'm an artist, I drew it. I saw you in my dreams and I drew it out and I got it tattooed on my arm. And this is you, like you are, you are the woman of my dreams. And I said, oh my God, when I was speaking to this person, I said, oh my God, like what did you? Was she at least hot? And she goes no, she was not hot at all, which is what made it even worse. And I was like, oh, cause you had to turn her down while she's telling you you're the woman of her dreams.
Speaker 1:But how did they turn them down? Did they say, oh, I'm sorry?
Speaker 2:I didn't get that far into the questioning, but I think it was more like I'm so flattered. Thank you so much. I am gonna go my girlfriend's here or something like that, or I'm with someone I don't know. That's like in one of those situations where you go, I'm with someone and you try to like get out of it. I want to see the tattoo. So do I, but where I mean I could I'll tell you who the person is, and then you'll know what the tattoo looks like.
Speaker 1:Are you going to say it on air? No, oh, okay, but well, I mean, you kind of acted like Well, you know this person, okay, well, when we go off air, tell me who the person is, because I'm interested. It's our producer. Oh my God, I want to see the fucking tattoo. That's it, Wow.
Speaker 2:I'd be like what the fuck is wrong with you. I would be freaking out if somebody showed up with the tattoo of me whom I've never met that's. That's some crazy shit right like somebody who looks just like you. You've never met this person. Girls are fucking crazy. They're nuts, dude, they're nuts. How do you? That leads me to my next question how do you turn somebody down?
Speaker 1:Okay, let me put it this way In a single Ava and in a married Ava, how would you turn somebody?
Speaker 2:down. Well married Ava. I would just say it's easy, I'm married and if they keep pursuing, I'll call Fernanda babe get them. Okay, but let's say you're out and babe's not there. But get the fuck away from me Okay, so you'll get aggressive.
Speaker 1:Well, with my words, okay, I've been arrested before. I'm not going to hit anyone anymore.
Speaker 2:God, I hope not.
Speaker 1:Those are old days.
Speaker 2:Fine now, and I was the one with the jailbird girlfriend. Now you have a jailbird.
Speaker 1:Now I have a jailbird. Co-host Bird friend.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and single Ava, single Ava.
Speaker 1:I think I would be. I think, if I remember correctly, I would just not. I gave out fake phone numbers. This is before they got smart enough to call you while you were standing there, yeah. To get your number. This is back in the day and I would give fake phone numbers or I would give a look to whoever I was with, like save me, can you come get this girl? Captain, save a Friend, right, and I would do it like that. But I honestly didn't get hit on like that. Hardly, hardly, hardly believe that.
Speaker 2:No, I didn't.
Speaker 1:I didn't. I'm to myself.
Speaker 2:I am. You know, I've gone out with you, right? Yeah, I've been there, I've seen it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, well, it happens. Yeah, yeah, that's how I would do it. How would you, uh, let someone down um single salon and throuple salon? How would you not in, all right, fine, single salon? And if you were in a relationship salon, how would you let them down?
Speaker 2:so well, I always think that if you're in a relationship, it's much easier, right? Because, yeah, especially if you're out with your partner, like you can be like, um, I'm with this person and they're right here, and this is like inappropriate what did they ask you like?
Speaker 1:but can, can we do something together?
Speaker 2:oh, that depends on, I guess if you're into that, okay, and if your partner's into that, then I guess that's different. But if for me it was kind of like if I was single I would probably I don't know, I have a really hard time being rude to people, so I would usually just say thank you so much, I'm flattered. Or then I would immediately look for somebody in my vicinity to be my girlfriend.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I think that's smart to do that.
Speaker 2:I would be like thank you so much, I'm flattered, this is my girlfriend and I'd grab them. But if I'm out with people who you know are all coupled up which I have been then it gets a little bit more complicated, like when you're the fifth wheel or whatever third wheel, fourth wheel, because then you're like oh shit, now the whole night I have to pretend like that's when you probably want to be in that throuple. So there are advantages to the, there are advantages to the throuple. That's when you want to be like oh, these are my girlfriends, right, right, and to some that might be, to some that might be enough to scram.
Speaker 1:Right or they could be interested in. In adding on to the throuple.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 2:Have you ever been obsessed or infatuated with someone?
Speaker 1:I don't think I've I've ever been there, because I also never think I'm someone's type, so I don't feel like I can have a crush on you.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:But because I don't think I'm your type, I'm not going to like Pursue it, pursue it or be obsessed with you. Like what's the point In my head? Like what's the point?
Speaker 2:I don't know, I've been, I've had infatuations. I mean, I wouldn't say they turned into obsessions, maybe when I was like 16, but yeah.
Speaker 1:Do you think anyone's been infatuated or obsessed with you?
Speaker 2:I mean not not that I, you're a jailbird Not Not that I know of. I mean, I think people are always attracted to other people and maybe they have crushes, but I don't know that I would say somebody's like obsessed with me or infatuated with me. I don't have like a stalker. No, I don't have anybody who's watching me leave, at least not that I know of.
Speaker 1:If they are, then damn you're good, they could borrow my shirt. If they are, they can borrow this shirt. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, exactly, you're definitely camouflaged because I don't see you, but then again I'm also kind of oblivious to things, so I don't know.
Speaker 1:That's interesting, you are oblivious to things.
Speaker 2:I am oblivious to things. I don't necessarily always pick up on people like hitting on me, unless they're very obvious, yeah.
Speaker 1:They have that like a sign.
Speaker 2:Like yeah, like a sign that says, hey, I think you're hot. And then I'm like, oh, oh, you do, thank you.
Speaker 1:Thank you, I'm flattered. I'm flattered and, depending on what they look like, you'll either pursue it or you won't.
Speaker 2:I don't know. I mean, is love blind? Oh God, did you watch?
Speaker 1:it. Yes, I'm obsessed with Love is Blind. I'm obsessed with all those dating shows. But for the record, this season, the worst Of Love is Blind. Yes, yeah, it wasn't so great.
Speaker 2:And.
Speaker 1:Hannah, I don't like you. You are a bully.
Speaker 2:Ava.
Speaker 1:Yeah, no, she's a bully. She's so mean to him. She was just very.
Speaker 2:She was very strong opinionated and she knew what she wanted. I mean, I think she's still very young to be being that demanded.
Speaker 1:Did we watch the same show?
Speaker 2:Yes, but I mean I'm trying to be, you know, politically correct, no, just the devil's advocate here.
Speaker 1:Okay, well no, she was so mean. He just got off of work and she's like are you going to take the trash out? I shouldn't have to ask you to take the trash out. He just got home.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but also, like when you were talking to him in the pods, you should have known that he was very childish.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and then all of a sudden she has like all these 401k. I don't even want to get into it, we're not going to get into it, I'm not going to get into it.
Speaker 2:For those that haven't watched it go watch it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's pretty good.
Speaker 2:Out of all the seasons, the English one is good too. Out of all the seasons, it's the worst one. Yeah, it was not very good. No, it wasn't, but new season's out, I think, today.
Speaker 1:They have a Dubai one or a Habibi one. Oh, I haven't seen the Habibi one. Yeah, they're Muslim. It's interesting that. Well, no, I guess it's fine.
Speaker 2:I guess that's how you-. No, I feel like, especially in those cultures. Yeah, yeah, you're right.
Speaker 1:I take it back, I take it back.
Speaker 2:I feel like it's very American that we date based on what people look like, solely only on what people look like, especially in today's age where everything is digital and you're swiping through apps. I mean, what's your first impression? It's not going to be their profile, it's going to be their picture. I've never app dated.
Speaker 1:I've never app dated.
Speaker 2:I haven't app dated because I haven't been a part of that generation. I mean now, I guess I could, now that I'm divorced, you would say I'm able to app date.
Speaker 1:But I've never app dated. I have like, I have friends that are on those apps and I'll be like, give me your phone, so then I'll swipe for them. I'll do that.
Speaker 2:I have looked. I mean I had a friend who had. She was bi and she had boys and girls on her app. Don't even ask me what app it was, because I don't even know it was either Tinder I have no idea what's the one with the Bumble Bumble.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and I was like we were at work and I'm like looking through them and I'm looking at all the guys and she goes. But you can look at the girls too, and she swiped over to the girls and I'm like, man, this is rough, it is rough out there.
Speaker 1:It is rough out there, it is it. It is rough out there, it is, it is Well, thank God you know you're not into those dating apps.
Speaker 2:I'm not. I would much rather meet somebody through people. I know somebody that is introduced to me through someone. I know somebody I've known I don't know. I'd rather date that way than date or even the way we used to date, which was at the bar at the club. Or you go somewhere and you meet somebody and you like chat with them. Now it's like I feel like you go somewhere and I don't know, like based on the friends that I have that go out and date, they're just on their phones and they're swiping and looking to who's nearby and their proximity on their app and I'm like why don't you lift your?
Speaker 1:head up and look at who's in proximity in the room, because maybe social media has made it harder to like approach people and talk to people, that people are just used to doing things on apps.
Speaker 2:Yeah, maybe they feel it's safer, I guess.
Speaker 1:It's still not safer. Didn't you hear all those stories about that guy that would meet up the girl, like set them up on or set up a date with them? No, but this sounds like a spooky Halloween story and then he would murder them. What? Yeah, this was maybe last year or the year before. I think he was on Tinder or something like that.
Speaker 2:See, now I definitely don't want to go on any dating app ever.
Speaker 1:So are you open to going to the bars and finding a boo or what? No, that's not what I'm saying, I just thought maybe we were going to go to a bar.
Speaker 2:No, no, all right, but definitely no creepy dating app murderers for me. Thanks.
Speaker 1:No, no one with a gun. No one with a gun. What'd you do with that knife?
Speaker 2:I think I still have it you should like invest in pepper spray I do have pepper spray, but I because my brother-in-law he's a cop.
Speaker 2:He gave me some pepper spray, but like the really good kind of pepper, yeah, and I always forget to take it with me when I go. Like if I go go walk, luna, or I go out, you know like I have one in my car, but I'm always like, oh, it's so much work to like take it out, move the little thing, and by the time I do all that, I'm already mugged, it's on the. You use your thumb, yeah, but it's like to get it and to do all that, I mean I'm already, I'm done, I'm killed, it's like. It's like when people have you know the, the car lock thing where like only the driver's side opens and the passenger side doesn't open. I always think to myself, if there was somebody chasing us and I was about to be, I would be killed because you got in the car, but by the time you open my side, I'm dead but if you had the pepper spray you, you'd be alive.
Speaker 2:Possibly, if I had enough time to get it out of my bag and like, open it and spray somebody when you're walking out and the person driving the car would be gone by then.
Speaker 1:When you're walking out, you're supposed to have the pepper spray already in your hand and your thumb on the little thingamajig.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but that's like premeditated. You're thinking about that, right? Well, why aren't you thinking about it? I'm talking about, like, let's say, there is a situation that happens when you happen to be in your car.
Speaker 1:Oh, you're creating a lot of different scenarios that I don't have answers for.
Speaker 2:I'm just saying so many scenarios, so many possibilities.
Speaker 1:All right, I don't know what to say to you right now.
Speaker 2:All right, so we're going to change the subject. Yeah, let's change it. Let's keep it in the Halloween spirit, though, all right. What's a favorite costume you've ever seen on a girl?
Speaker 1:Oh, okay, so probably like 10 years ago, fernanda was going to a Halloween party her family's annual Halloween party and I was going to my own Halloween party and she sent me a picture of herself and it was like she was like in a corset, like a black corset, and she was wearing red lipstick and and she had that's when she had glasses, because you know, as, as you know, she has Lasix and it was just really Did it for you. Yeah, it did. My voice cracked, oh my God. Yeah, it did. It was probably like the best Halloween costume I've seen. I don't know.
Speaker 2:I think for me it's like any slutty Halloween costume is a pretty good one. Oh my God, On a girl I mean, I'm just saying Any slutty, I mean if she can rock it. I'm just saying Because there's some out there where you're like whoa, I'm just saying, but I definitely think that there are costumes I've seen that are really cool.
Speaker 1:Like not necessarily a girl Not sluts.
Speaker 2:But you know like, when you go to WeHo Parade and all that, you see some pretty cool ones. What's a cool one that you've?
Speaker 1:seen.
Speaker 2:I think the coolest one I ever saw was actually I'm a big well, I was a big Johnny Depp fan, so for me it was like Edward Scissorhands. This guy looked just like him. It was so crazy. That was probably my favorite one I've seen so far. I just like him. It was so crazy, that was probably my favorite one I've seen so far.
Speaker 1:What's a favorite costume that you've dressed up as?
Speaker 2:You know I don't think I have one favorite, because I didn't really dress up a lot growing up, but I think the one that sticks out the most in my head was I was a serial killer when I was like 13. Interesting, you were a serial killer, you dated a jailbird, but I had a cereal box over my head. I was dressed in black.
Speaker 1:You're such a square and I had a little knife.
Speaker 2:It was innocent oh my. God, don't even talk shit, because your daughter dressed up as like a killer or something recently too.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and it was like a light up mask. It was pretty cool, yeah, with a bloody knife. She had a bloody knife, yeah, yeah. My favorite costume was when Priscilla and I dressed up as T-Pain and Lil Wayne. It was back then when they did an album together or they went on tour together and I had like a grill, but it was out of foil and we did my hair. We did our hair. Oh, you put foil in your teeth. I did, I did. Oh, I'm okay now. I survived.
Speaker 1:That's like the worst feeling and we tatted her face. I think she was Lil Wayne and we had the shirts that said like whatever the shirts said, like T-Pain or T-Wayne or something like that, and her and I went out and we went to West Hollywood and we were dressed up as that. That was fun, that was a lot of fun. Yeah, west Hollywood is a wild place to be.
Speaker 2:I'll never go again though I think I only did it once, and it was enough for me.
Speaker 1:It's way too crowded, it's too much going on. I'm just. I'm not into it, me either.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:I think we've aged out. See what I mean.
Speaker 2:See what I mean We've aged out.
Speaker 1:It's always an age thing with you, Solange.
Speaker 2:Always an age. I mean, I'm just saying, did you ever do a couple's costume?
Speaker 1:Yeah, I've done a few. Fernanda and I wore like 90s a bunch of times. God, we were on the Purge, we did the Purge, we did the Purge one year. What was your favorite? The 90s one was cute because I, like our hair was like mine was like in a side ponytail, hers was up, we looked the part and you know how, like Fern dances right Like the hip hop, like remember the wedding.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and dances right Like the hip hop, like remember the wedding she has, like this, like pop lock, drop it, and she like gets on the floor break, like she break dances and stuff.
Speaker 2:So she plays the part and I'm just like her hype man like go go, go right and then I wear the big gold chain and stuff.
Speaker 1:So I think that's like the most fun and plus, Halloween nights are cold yeah.
Speaker 2:It's like the only time when the weather actually changes.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's cold so like I like that we are in pants In LA.
Speaker 2:In.
Speaker 1:LA. Yeah, so I think, but I'm pretty sure I've dressed up in other things. I just cannot remember it. Have you ever dressed up as like?
Speaker 2:a femmy girl.
Speaker 1:What's wrong with you? No, I'm just curious. I did that for prom and fall formal.
Speaker 2:That was, so did I, and that was about as Halloween as it got. Yeah, no, I didn't.
Speaker 1:I don't even think I would at this point Like for what. I mean. People would be like oh yeah, I want to see that's a good costume. I want to see Alva in a dress. No, it's not happening.
Speaker 2:Anyway, all right, we're going to wrap it up here. Wrap it up, wrap it up. What are you doing for Halloween, by the way?
Speaker 1:On actual Halloween yeah, taking my kid trick-or-treating, oh, that's right.
Speaker 2:What are you doing? Probably passing out candy. Yeah, you know, there's really nothing else to do. I mean, you could come with us if you want To go trick-or-treating. Yeah, why not? Oh, it's cool. I usually go to my sister's and watch the little kids. I love seeing the little kids. Oh yeah, they're cute, and their crazy little costumes they're cute. And we actually give out full candy bars.
Speaker 1:Oh, so okay, Too bad, we can't give the address, because I need your stalker to come. No, they could borrow my shirt, though. Oh, yeah, once again. Yeah, yeah, for sure. Yeah, that's what we're doing, for.
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Speaker 1:Happy Halloween, be safe out there Later booze. Oh and moms check your kids' candies, yes for sure, all right.